Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok, asuming you were granted the ability to do this, which cartoon character would you like to crawl between the sheets with and bump uglies? I have always kinda wanted to do Marge Simpson, especially when she lets her hair down. RRRRROWL! There’s a repressed sexuality about her that I bet could wear you out if you could release it. I also think Jessie from Johnny Quest is hot, But she may be too young. How old are they, anyway? 16, 18? I dunno. Anyone else?

Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

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Betty Rubble. (I was never much of a Wilma guy.)

Jessica Rabbit.

“If I pinch my nose with my fingers, close my mouth tight,
and blow real hard, I can make my ears bleed. It’s
not as cool as Superman’s X-ray vision, but it’s my own
special talent.”

3

Eon Flux.

yeah, yeah. typical male fantasy.

I am large,
I contradict myself,
I contain multitudes.
~Walt Whitman

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any hentai female

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Minerva Mink from Animaniacs.

Now with 1000 posts of pure wisdom!
(or something)

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hey crackwise, that’s
œon flux
or aeon flux, if it didn’t show up right.

“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

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Daphne from Scooby Doo.
Also, I wouldn’t mind taking on all three members of Josie and the Pussycats at the same time.

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To Lex:
so I misspelled it, oh great keyboard/character map master

I am large,
I contradict myself,
I contain multitudes.
~Walt Whitman

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Give me Gambit from the X-Men. Of course that Rogue’s a hottie too. Maybe I’ll pick her instead. Oh heck, give me both of 'em.

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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oh shit, I forgot to answer!
Judy Jetson
Wonder Woman
Blondie
Smurfette, if she was bigger.
Velma on Scooby Doo
Bugs Bunny when he dressed up as a chic.
Teen Pebbles

“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

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Smurfette??? Can’t you just get your SO to shout out " You’re Smurff-ific!" next time? It’ll be almost the same… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

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Uhhh , Uhhh… Uhhheheheh, (o yeah!) dat girl from Tomb Raider.

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Remy LeBeau.

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Got to be Natasha from the old Bullwinkle cartoons . . . there’s something about tall, willowy, evil brunettes . . .
Dr. Watson
“Boris! Not again?!?”

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Trixie from Speed Racer. I hear she’s fast…

“Though I hate 'em, I’ll defend to my death your right to use smilies.”
Forward deployed until 18AUG00

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Betty Boop.

If I were gay, Bugs Bunny.

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Cool philosophical question. No contest, Meg from the Disney cartoon Hercules. Bedroom voice and violet eyes. She looks like an old girlfriend of mine too.

A distant second choice, Judy Jetson.

…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon
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Cherry Poptart (if only to see a consummate professional at work).

I’m a loner, Dottie … a rebel.

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Wolverine from the X-men…mmmmmmmm

And even though the girls don’t usually get me, Aeon Flux would definitely be first on my list for a little lesbian trist.

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It is a thread like this that truly proves the worth and value of MPSIMs as a forum.

As for my pick, I’ll just take a big palette-full of Daphne, Betty & Veronica, and Jessica Rabbit.

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