Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw?

To hell with those light weight toons…give me xena anyday…yummmm


Yours truly,
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Definitely Disney’s Tarzan. That man is edible.

Jessica Rabbit…just to see if I could make her eyes pop out of her head.

I’d also be a Josie & The Pussycats groupie any day of the week!


My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny.

Not exactly a cartoon, but when I was a kid, I was really crazy about Marina from “Sting Ray.”

MJ (of Spider-Man); Veronica (of Betty and Veronica); Wicked Wanda (of the old Penthouse comic series); and, of course, Jessica Rabbit!


The mark of a truly great mind isn’t whether you’re right or wrong. It’s how well you can weasel out of a jam. - Unca Cecil

I will add my voice (and lust) to the long line of Jessica Rabbit fans.

Holli Would was VERY sexy, from Cool World.

Jasmine had that exotic appeal thing going on… and of course, she could sing. Always a plus.

When I was but a lad, I thought Scooby Doo’s Daphne was always a hottie. I’d still do her today. I also had a crush on Neptina, Marine Boy’s female compatriot. That attraction seems to have faded over time, however.

  • Rick

Mmmm, Ariel, from the Little Mermaid and Belle ain’t too shabby herself.
Jean Grey and Kitty Pryde, from the X-Men.
I’m definitely a Betty man as well.


“Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map.
We won’t need them where we’re goin’,
We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.”

GI Joe, of course.


I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

Trent from Daria

Prince Phillip from Walt Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. Dashing, charming, built, rich. What else could a girl want?


How 'bout we sing ‘Kyle’s mom is a stupid bitch’ in D minor?

There are very few do-able male cartoon characters. He-Man was too blonde and muscle-bound, and he’s the only one I can think of that didn’t look like a complete dork.

So I’m going to go to the realm of animation and mention Squall from FF8. In fact, just about every male character in that entire game is yummy (except for Zell, because he’s short and wears culottes). Even my non-gamer friends have mentioned how good-looking the male characters are in that game.

Marge Simpson
from the Archie Comics: Betty, Veronica, Nancy, Sabrina, Josie & Co., Clicker O’Dell (who can smell money), Cheryl Blossom. NOT Midge!
Velma OR Daphne, from Scooby Doo
Blondie and Cookie Bumstead (since she reached the age of 20)
Dotty Dripple
Clovia (Slim’s wife from Gasoline Alley)
Supergirl (early 60s version)
the mother of “Genius” Ollie Orwell; she was always drawn sexy, although she wore glasses
Witch Hazel from “Broomstick Bunny” (after her metamorphosis!)
Sparkle Plenty, from Dick Tracy
Lois from Hi and Lois
Fritzi Ritz, from Nancy
Alice Mitchell from Dennis the Menace (and some of Dennis’ shapely babysitters)
Errata Stigmata
Daisy Mae Scragg Yokum
Little Annie Fanny
Any of the women in Apartment 3-G
And of course, Juliette and Edda Burber (9 Chickweed Lane)! :wink:

I second Trent from Daria.

Megatron and Galvatron.

Disney’s Robin Hood–hey, he’s a fox! And that voice…


I mis-wasted my youth.

I somehow feel dirtier after posting to this thread. I think I’m going to build a mental block. This never happened, ok?


How 'bout we sing ‘Kyle’s mom is a stupid bitch’ in D minor?

Uhh…those chics on Beavis and Butthead… heh heh…like, Todd’s girlfriend or something…yeah! That would rule! huh huh!

Also, that one South Park episode with Jennifer Aniston. Sweet!

*Michael Masterson: dat girl from Tomb Raider. *

Lara Croft.
also…
Tifa Lockhart, from Final Fantasy VII
Betty Rubble, especially when she giggles
Jesse Bannon, if she’s 18
Wonder Woman
Black Canary
Rogue
Princess Koriand’r

Is there anyone dougie-monty WOULDN’T do in the cartoon world? the only one he missed was that granny character from the Playboy comics…
But what do I know, I’d do Broom Hilda if given a chance…


My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny.

Mark Trail gets me kinda hot and bothered.

Bruce Wayne/Batman
Speed Racer

Chicks dig the car, man.
ha ha!
A girl

Hmm, let’s see…

Bruce Wayne/Batman
Napa from Dragonball Z
Goku from Dragonball Z
Gambit
the grown up Enzo from Reboot
Treize Khushrenada from Gundam Wing