Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw?

It had to happen sooner or later.

Sighs.

Okay, I love Japanese animation. Give me the Sailor Scouts any day! Not to mention Lina, Yohko, Deedlit, Iria, Lemnear, Kaoru, Lum, and just about every other anime female that exists!

Slinks away in shame.
– Sylence


If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.

  • Tokugawa Ieyasu

Brandi from Liberty Meadows

Janis from Arlo and Janis


VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

Jabberjaw.

and Grape Ape.

oooh, I almost forgot speed buggy.

And sometimes when I’m by myself, I close my eyes and imagine that I was in the wacky races…

::looks around::

what?

well, you asked…


“My Accountz Reeceevable Posse don’t call me Tha Troubleshoota for nothin’. Suckas think I be chillin’, but I gots to represent at all times, 'cuz ain’t nobody else reeceeve accountz right but ME.” --Herbert Kornfeld

I have always kinda liked Goofy.

and of course Tigger…the wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers a wonderful thing… :slight_smile:


Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

okay,

Give me Misty&Jessie of Pokemon,
The Sailor Scouts,
Marge Simpson,
Jasmine,
Belle,
and Lara Croft if I’m having a good day

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:


–MatthewDR

Just my two scents.

“When I die you can eat my brain, and it will give you strength.”

YOU BASTARD!!! How could you! Anime girls are like sisters! Cute, but not in a let’s screw way! Why stop there why not bang the Powerpuff Girls! You can screw any hentai girl you want, but leave the clean anime chicks out of this! Except perhaps Misato, she was just slutty! A loveable kind of slutty though. You are SO NOT a real otaku pal!
By the way, I have to say that Smurfette is definately smurfable! I’d like to smurf her smurf till I smurfed all over her smurfs, and then I’d start smurfing her smurfy smurf! That’d be just the beginning of a smurfy smurf of smurfing! Plus she was the ONLY female smurf, so I’m guessing everybody got a smurf!

Stay smurfy!


Kisses!
}><(((^><^)))><{
Ophy

Hey, I’d bang the Powerpuff Girls! (Well, the green one anyway … she’s hot.)

Damn you to HELL!!! She has a name, y’know and it’s Buttercup! BUTTERCUP! And anyone who calls her Butter “D” Cup, is gettin’ cursed with erectile dysfunction!


Kisses!
}><(((^><^)))><{
Ophy

If you’re interested in Transformers, find one that turns into a vibrator, not a gun. Otherwise, the results could be…distressing. :rolleyes:

The Baroness from GI Joe. That uniform of hers!!! :o :o :o

Sailor Jupiter :o

She-Hulk :o

Rogue :o

Minerva Mink :o

Bad manners? How should I know? I was raised by wolves.

Red Hot Riding Hood sure was HOT!

Runner up would have to Princess Jasmine, those eyes …


watch what you say
or they’ll be calling
you a radical,
a liberal,fanatical
a criminal…

Tinkerbell.

James of Team Rocket (from Pokemon)! Oh, I know we’d probably just end up doing each other’s hair and watching old Bette Davis movies…well, what’s wrong with THAT? Maybe I could get him drunk on Brandy Alexanders…

So, uh, Jessie…looks like your buddy James is busy with sal, over there…wanna, y’know, “unite all peoples within our nation,” if ya know what I mean?

OoooooOOOOOOoooh. Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again! Wheeeee!

Uke

Mouse from REBOOT.
Daffney from Scoobie-Doo.
The Princess from Alladin.
The Little Mermaid (when she has legs).

Luanne from King of the Hill.

Hikari Tsurugi from Key: the Metal Idol. Okay, not exactly screwable, but a very amusing character.


“I believe every word that man just said, because it’s exactly what I wanted to hear.”
-Space Ghost

The Beast (from Beauty and the Beast)

Hey, I like hairy men, ok?

Ophanim:

Oh my God! I’m still laughing. I couldn’t even finish reading this outloud without cracking up.

Revtim,
Forgot about her. RRRRROWL!!Luanne, I’LL show you a manger baby!!! :slight_smile:


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

Oh yeah! I forgot about Luann! Add her to my list. She looks GREAT in a bathing suit.

I don’t know, Judy Jetson pops up now and then and that dark haired girl in Josie and the PussyCats – you know, the one who keeps managing to get them in trouble.