Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw?

Just saw someone had Trent from Daria - got to lend my voice to that one.

Ahhhhhh

How’s about:

Harley Quinn from Batman the Animated Series or Lois Lane from the Superman animated series?

Aeon Flux and the animated lady in the Rally’s hamburger chain commercials are also on the list, too.

“It’s only common sense,
There are no accidents 'round here.”

Yeah! And how about Batgirl and Supergirl, too.
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–MatthewDR

Just my two scents.

“When I die you can eat my brain, and it will give you strength.”

Sentinel: …and that dark haired girl in Josie and the PussyCats – you know, the one who keeps managing to get them in trouble.

Alexandra Cabot. She wasn’t in the group, per se. I believe that her brother, Alexander Cabot III (Casey Kasem), was they’re manager. Alexandra just hung around 'cause she wanted Alan.

As to her f**kability: she was too much of a bitch for me.

Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.

before the grammar police arrive: substitute “their” for “they’re” above. Dunno what I was thinking.

Oh, yeah! The Pussycats in their costumes! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:


Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.

OK weirddave, you can have Luanne, as long as I get Cheetara from the Thundercats.

Well, okay … since we’re on the subject … dig this :

Cartoon Girls I Want to Nail.

It’s pretty bent. I was okay with the site until he got to Peppermint Patty.


Saint Eutychus H.M.S.H.
" ‘He is a prince’ , the minstrels sing.
Among men, yes. Among fools he is a king."

Disney Shorts
The Eutychus Papers

Just about all the girls from Batman/Superman Adventures were real cute: Harley Quinn, Batgirl, Supergirl, Lex Luthor’s bodyguard (Mercy Graves? is that her?), and so on.

Then there’s the Thundercats woman (was she Cheetara?) and some of the GI Joe women (Lady Jaye? I can’t remember anybody’s name today).

Of the Disney chicks, only Esmerelda (of HUNCHBACK) really looks like she even knows what sex is. Some of the others are pretty, but it’s a barbie-doll look (to me, at least).

I can’t believe I’m contributing to this thread…


…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!

Mmmmm… Holly Wood…

thump thump thump


The Sleeper has AWAKEN!

Jane Lane…Daria
Jan…Spaceghost

Really? I cracked up reading it silently.

Um… well, I’ll just leave aside comic-book super-heroines, OK?

Hmmm…
Lina Inverse is cute. It’s funny that she’s insecure about her cup size; she looks plenty plentiful to me! Maybe I could, like, comfort her–then again, maybe she’s a bit too nuts.
Claudia (the black bridge officer) from Robotech/Macross.
Æon Flux, maybe.

hmmm…


I’m a member of the Monarchist political party.

If James of Team Rocket is unavailable, I’ll take the “new” Batman - whasisname, Terry? Yow! Also John Redcorn (King of the Hill), RRRR! Some comedian here in the room with me suggests a threesome with the Ambiguously Gay Duo, but it ain’t gonna be with me!

Josie and the PUSSYcats’ Alexandra always made me take notice. Okay, she was a bitch but put some cuffs on her and I’ll be she’ll do anything you please.

And as for Brandi from Liberty Meadows, man, that guy drawing the strip has got to get himself a girlfriend or something. He seems to enjoy drawing those breasts a little TOO much.

And I’d pick Betty over Wilma any day, much like most guys would have rather had Mary Ann than Ginger, am I right?

Well, smush my cigarettes and slap me silly with a bag of turnips!
How could I ever forget Daisy Mae???

…or Moonbeam McSwine, or Stupefyin’ Jones,

ANY of the underage Capp women, in fact.

This I can work with.

[ul][li]Ariel from The Little Mermaid[/li][li]Brenda Starr, terrible comic strip, smokin’ woman[/li][li]Mary Jane from Spiderman, my all time fave.[/ul][/li]
Ironically, I have no interest in Jessica Rabbit.

…or Moonbeam McSwine, or Stupefyin’ Jones,

ANY of the underage Capp women, in fact.

Here’s a link for you toon-lovers :slight_smile:

The Gallery of Fictional Beauty.


I am Chaos, I am alive, and I tell you that you are free.

Smurff-ific? I’ve always thought it should be smurferiferous.

The Little Mermaid may be too much to handle. Just look at her dildo there in the front of her castle. She’s hot though and with that red hair . . . mmmmmmmm.

Cat woman.

Super girl. All night strong all night long.

Black orchid.

The invisible woman of FF fame.

Ako from Project Ako (Japanese anime)

My official answer is: That woman from “Heavy Metal”. gggrrrrooowwwwwllllll

I have just joined this erudite site. I was keen with anticipation - what would my first post be about? Would I discuss the depths of existential angst? Or, would I opine on the notion of non-locality viz the EPR paradox? I looked forward to that oxymoronic situation which arises when you’re getting emotionally charged by intellectual intercourse.

Now that I’m here, I see it’s even better than I thought!

BTW, Ariel