Oh, I don’t know about that - this is pretty funny:
I am breathlessly awaiting the RR thread entitled:
“You bastards lost me my job because I was posting so much!”
Ha! Shows what you know, I own the plant, bitch, so I can’t be fired.
Oh wait, I’m pretending to be a tax lawyer on this board, the manufacturing magnate is a different board ;
Better you pretend to be intelligent.
I think that was some other thread, maybe? Because I’m pretty sure that was in the Pit, not LJ. Maybe someone else remembers?
WIN.
Christ.
Are you just saying this to be funny? I don’t even posit a dichotomy in that post, much less a false one.
Guin, I’m already married for fuck’s sake. Your blatant attempts to get my attention all the time are so sad.
What’s that noise? Sounds like someone violently retching…
Whoa, whoa, whoa there little buddy! We’ll never get to 7 point red cunt territory if you go too far too fast. You don’t want to get the Mods mixed up in this before you tell us about all the support people are secretly sending you by e-mail.
Are you referring to the RCH (red cunt hair), the smallest measurable diameter, the natural bristle used to clean out nanotubes?
Now it’s a plant?
Actually it’s me, digging my eyeballs out with a spork.
Please. The man knows his limitations.
(Intelligence, humor and non-douchebaggery being among them.)
I was referring to the old meltdown thread (mentioned earlier in this thread) with the giant red cunt in it. Not sure if you really needed clarification but I really wanted to write that there sentence.
He’s not exactly doing a very good job of it.
Hey now, guys. We should be nice to Rand Rover. After all, we drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, and he drove an $80,000.00 BMW. 
Oh great, the black Guin is here. Let the obvious jokes and all-around mundanity began.
ETA: and there’s Guin putting her lack of ability to have an original thought on display.
ANOTHER false dichotomy. Sheesh!
P.S. I have more money than you.
Lost my Randian decoder ring. Anyone?
Yeah. So take that 'luc.
How utterly devastating this Mountain of Puniness must be amongst the prepubescent crowd.
Lost my liberal douche commie decoder ring. Anyone?