Cast the Cerebus movie

Ok, I’ll admit, I’m not very good at picking actors to play roles, but I’d be interested in people’s thoughts on this.

I havn’t read the comic for a while (Jaka’s Story), so I may be out of date on some of the characters.

Ok…

Cerebus himself would be CGI.

Jaka - Keira Knightly

Red Sonja - have to be someone who could pull off a chainmail bikini… Christina Ricci?

The Cockroach - my first thought is Arnie, but he’s out of the movie biz for a while. Who played The Tick?

Lord Julius - any decent Groucho impersonator

Astoria - Rose McGowen

Any other ideas?

No CGI.

The role of Cerebus will be played by Danny Devito.

How about Rip Torn as the voice of Cerebus?

Woody Allen as Koningsberg!

Uh…nevermind.