And Padeye, bound wrists or freestyle? 
I’ll just be a spectator watching y’all from the back row, wo-ho-o-o-oh, throwing toast, TP, etc. at the appropriate moments.
I have no neck so I can be Dr. Scott but props needs to supply the wheelchair
[Mayor Quimby]We just, ah, passed a tax on puffy directing pants
Oicu812 - bound wrists in a deadly fight just sounds too kinky… so that way will do fine.
How about full rapiers at three paces? I will even fight with my LEFT hand if you feel the need for a handicap…
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I wanna be Magenta… or Colombia… or even Janet. Or even Frank! Love that movie… just love it. Hey, I’ve got red hair, even…!
I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Cartooniverse…
Far too busy for my tastes, but at least having fun! Hopefully, things are slacking off enough to post a little more lately. (And I’m still trying to get the time to get the film sent in for development… I promise, I’m working on it!!!)
With the best parts of all three, of course!
Where’s Cessandra?
Have a seat, Spoofe. Up here at the top of the elevator shaft you can see the whole set. Hey, I like your night vision scope! I got mine czech republic surplus. Wanna try some of my handloads?.
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VIRGIN!
As for Frank, you need someone with boundless self coinfidence, whimisical humor and that certain je ne ce quios, in short, me.
Fuck the back row!
Esprix
[sub]Hey, my seat’s wet![/sub]