Cat tries to kill servant. Mistaken for rescue attempt.

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Either that, or he tried to see if his roast meat was done.

I, for one, welcome our kitten overlords.

::eyes own cats with suspicion::

< peers at username > Well, you would.

I thought he was the feline overlord. Calling Greebo a kitten feels somewhat inadequate.

Clearly that cat had been watching Food TV. Whenever You’re roasting something as fatty as Skin-On-Human you have to score the skin. I bet they find that it wasn’t a cigarette and will find suspicious paw prints on a bottle of lighter fluid.