Ai Yue Ha: Yeah it was exaggerated but the comparison is still true. These guys don’t know how to flame. I mean you gotta use either logic or good flames and these guys are obviously not going with option #1.
Now you claim we’ve argued before? Strange… how could I have missed an opportunity to mock your name?
Hey Opal! Bring the Cluemobile, we have a casualty on isle 5.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Ah, there is nothing nearly so pathetic, yet nearly so amusing, as someone who is not even one tenth as clever as he or she thinks. Konrad, profanity-for-profanity’s-sake and insinuations of pederasty or sodomy stopped being useful items for flames around 1993. Get with the fucking program, huh?
pldennison: Yeah, I could just see you holding your fingers in the shape of an L on your foreheard and saying “Hellooooooo. That’s soooooooooo 1993. Get with it”.
Remember what I said about non-insulting insults? There’s no point. You might as well have just written “u r stupid!!!”.
Now, now, let’s not be too hard on poor little ~Konrad~. After all, you wouldn’t chastise a paraplegic for being unable to walk, would you? The mentally impaired are handicapped, too!
I don’t know why Konnie has this hang-up about pedophilia and sodomy - maybe it relates to his poor social and communication skills? Maybe his personal life is so miserable and lonely that he has to seek out message boards such as this on which he lives a sort of ‘fantasy life’ in which he is brilliant, ruthless, feared, and respected? I think it’s called ‘compensation’ - I bet poor Konnie fantasizes about being King Arthur or maybe Luke Skywalker, and one day ‘saving the world’, after which everyone will bow down and acknowledge his superiority and offer him undying gratitude (and hordes of pretty girls - or boys - will throw themselves at his feet).
BTW, did you know that Konnie calls himself Sir Konrad the Bold? I find that so PROVOCATIVE 
The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke
Konrad, I’m sure your Usenet flamefests were a lot of fun on alt.boring.losers or soc.masturbating.ninnies, but trust me, on any newsgroup or forum with real informational content (rather than simply being a waste of bandwidth), jackoffs like you were (and are) routinely eaten for breakfast, regurgitated, mopped up and disposed of. Really.
“I love God! He’s so deliciously evil!” - Stewie Griffin, Family Guy
Y’know, I tend not to post to “take down the troll” type threads, because so many of you are head and shoulders above anything I can do. But I finally reread this one to see if I could figure out who was pissed about what and why, and one thing just hit my sense of irony. No flame intended, just the humor value of:
Andros, discussing Catholic theology, and closing with a quote from Doc Bronner.
Sorry, and no offense, Andros. But it broke me up!
Just because I’m in the mood to be picky, and to bring this thread slightly closer to where it started, I’d like to point out that there are manny religious denominations which consider themselves (and are considered to be) “Catholic” which DO allow women priests. The Roman Catholic church does not.
We now return to your regularly scheduled flamefest, already in progress.
-Melin
Sir Konrad the Bold? Konnie’s a Knight?
Of course! Konrad is on a Quest.
You go, Konrad! Slay all the bad Catholic bashers and those who stand with them. All will cower before you as you wield your keyboard like a sword, felling the unrighteous a score at a time.
Hail, Konrad! Protector of the Faith, Despiser of Iniquity, Enemy of Reason, Lover of All Things Scatological and Founder of the “Who Me?” School of Logic.
Don’t mind me, Konnie. You just go back to fondling your horse.