Felines are natures most perfect creation. How, you ask?
1)They are physically superior. They can jump many times their own height. They can fall from multi story buildings and survive. They are lightening quick and agile. They are string and fierce.
2)Felines are beautiful. Their fur is stunning; combined with their grace and agility they are the very definition of grace in motion.
3)They are smart, but not too smart. They can control their environment without destroying it. It was amazing watching my cat make bird calls to draw her victims to her. But cats dont kill all their potential prey. They get extra points for domesticating us humans. They have taught us to bring them food in reyurn for basically nothing. They dont have to milk us or pet us and humans do their bidding. And since they dont have to kill us they will eat as long as their are humans.
4)Cats get to loaf most of the day and still be the King of the Jungle. Who doesnt admire their carefree lifestyle?
Can there be any debate that it was really the feline that was made in the imageof God?
I ant buying this argument. Ants are always working. They are natures day laborers. While ants are out forging for food or being poisoned, cats are napping in a window sill in the morning sun.
Actually, as far as mammals go, cats are not very smart at all.
Not that that is really a great problem. Remember Man believes he is superior to the Dolphin, and the Dolphin thinks he is superior to Man for exactly the same reasons.
I’m much smarter than my cat. That’s why I buy him food, feed him, give him attention when he wants it. Hmmmm…
Don’t get me wrong, I like cats. Especially the big ones. But I still think there’s a fair amount of animals better than they are. For instance, horses. You can actually ride those fuckers around.
Cats come off like this, but…when they think we are hungry they bring us a mouse or a bird. When we are sad they will jump on us and rub against us. They also hide their waste…if only dogs would take the hint.
Several weeks ago, I took my male cat to the vet for his annual checkup, and because he’s 13 years old, she recommended that he have blood work. An hour or so (and $300) later, she called me to inform me that “You have a perfect cat!” I replied that I already knew that.
He is also free of kidney or thyroid issues, and diabetes.
For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.
cats aren’t smart enough to realize we don’t want to eat the mangled sparrow or mouse they drop before us.
cats can’t be leader/helper animals because their only purpose on this planet is to cause harm to human beings. If a blind person had a helper cat, the cat would likely lead said blind person right into the intake of a jet engine.
There are some really fantastic cats out there, and there are also some really fucking terrible cats. You can’t just come out and say things like “cat’s are nature’s perfect creation” because not all cats are the same creation. Some are so different they might as well not even be the same species.
