Cause and effect in sequential thread titles

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Effect:

MadPoet tries to kill himself

Cause:

CONTINUING ASPA (RATIONS OF MUNDANE ANSWERS)

2

Effect:
Shot down in FLAMES!!!

Cause:
I’m too sexy for this board

“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-

3

Since when does effect precede cause?

4

When I say so goddamit!

Or when the titles are in that order. Yeah, it would be funnier if they had appeared in the other order, but they still make sense (kinda like a “2 second mystery”). Think of it as a question then an answer.

5

‘Mad Poet tries to kill himself’
“LAST QUESTION” by Surgoshan

‘What really scares you?’
“AGE DIFFERENCES” by brittany

‘How many SDMB pagans?’
“WEDDING ETIQUETTE QUESTION” by Arnold Winkelreid

  • and my personal favorite *:
    ‘Athena and Byzantine’s naked pillow fight’
    “TRULY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS” by dougie_monty

Judy

“Muck should replace ‘suck’. For ‘muck’ is yucky, while ‘suck’ feels very lucky. So, don’t stay stuck on suck, switch to MUCK, today.”