No, I’m not describing Arsenal fans.THIS ARTICLE .
‘Underground Tribe’ theory on Chase Beast
May 14 2007
By Lynn Grainger
A tribe of subterranean creatures who surface on Cannock Chase to hunt for food could be behind a rash of ‘werewolf’ and Big Foot sightings near Stafford.
And the mysterious beings could also be responsible for a string of pet disappearances, it has been claimed.
I dunno. Werewolves that gobble moggies? Where have the man-eating terrors of old gone? :dubious:
West Midlands Ghost Club, our area’s top paranormal investigation group, say they have been contacted by a number of shocked eye-witnesses who claim they have come to face to face with a ‘hairy, wolf-type creature’ at the beauty spot.
OH! Well, as long as they are the top paranormal investigation group…
“The strangest rumour has come from a senior local resident who believes the mysterious intruders to be subterranean,” he told us.
“The creatures have made their way to the surface via old earthworks to hunt, for example, local deer.”
And, on the surface, the far-fetched tale could be easily dismissed. However, our expert added: “It’s a fact that there has been significant mining activity under Cannock Chase for centuries. And it’s a fact there is a high rate of domestic pet disappearance in the area - especially dogs off the lead…just ask anyone who walks their dog near the German War Cemetery…”
Ah. So some old goober, who no doubt communes with the pixies at the bottom of his Gin bottle, sees hairy subterrainean men, & thinks of werewolves? Why not the Welsh, then?
Oh, BTW, Citizens of the West Midlands. Way to go. Let your dogs pee on the German War Dead. No doubt, they’re all named Fawlty. “Don’t mention the war!”
"The Germans" (named on some releases as "Fire Drill") is the sixth episode of the BBC sitcom Fawlty Towers. In the episode, while suffering the effects of concussion, Basil Fawlty repeatedly offends some German guests. Despite warning his staff "Don't mention the war", he keeps ignoring his own advice. His insults culminate in a goose-stepping impersonation of Adolf Hitler.
Sybil, in hospital for a few days, instructs Basil on several tasks he must do at the hotel, including running a requir...
Celyn
May 26, 2007, 12:03am
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Wonderful!
Celyn
May 26, 2007, 12:08am
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They were moles or they still are moles?
It sounds like a fun place. I reckon it’s Tibetans, you know. All down in their tunnels and just sometimes coming out.