Recent events sparking advisory:
- the face eater in Florida
- Maryland man killed and dismembered roomate and ate his heart and brain
- New Jersey man that cut open his stomach and threw parts of his skin and intestines at police
- Suspect in Canada that has mailed severed hands and feet to political party headquarters
They however have no knowledge of an outbreak of a zombie virus. 
You’re a bit late:
That’s a pretty good lead time, a full year.
My best fiend sent this to me. I haven’t verified it.
Our mandible is pretty much the only implement nature has left us since our paws turned to spaghetti.