CDC advises public to prepare for a zombie apocalypse!!!

Recent events sparking advisory:

  • the face eater in Florida
  • Maryland man killed and dismembered roomate and ate his heart and brain
  • New Jersey man that cut open his stomach and threw parts of his skin and intestines at police
  • Suspect in Canada that has mailed severed hands and feet to political party headquarters

They however have no knowledge of an outbreak of a zombie virus. :smiley:

You’re a bit late:

That’s a pretty good lead time, a full year.

My best fiend sent this to me. I haven’t verified it.

Our mandible is pretty much the only implement nature has left us since our paws turned to spaghetti.