Hey Cecil, I’m sure things are busy there at Ignorance Fightin’ HQ, but I noticed you still hadn’t responded to the friend request I sent you, like, a decade ago. I just checked my friend list, and saw that under your name, and it still says “Friendship requested.”
Anyway, I saw you haven’t logged on in a while, so I wanted to make sure everything was ok on your end. I hope I haven’t offended you or your lovely wife with anything I’ve posted here. I also hope you’re enjoying this year’s Potato of the Month subscription. I hear October is gonna be adventurous (Swedish Peanut fingerling!!).
All for now, and if you could get back to me on that friend request, that’d be great,
Yours truly,
Happy