http://www.theonion.com/onion3737/button_making_machine.html
Thought you could sneak it by us, huh? Well…it doesn’t take the keen eye of a fourth grader to see what everyone surely knows. And positioning it upside down, as if we didn’t know how to turn our monitors over to read it.
Your secret is out now. Come clean ya poofta!
As opposed to the somber, dour kind? 
I, for one, am proud of our educational system, and I am glad to see that this nation’s fourth graders appreciate the effectiveness of a well-delivered, “Suck My Ass”.
At least he isn’t a straight homosexual.
LOL you beat me to that one. I don’t trust those straight homosexuals - they’re hiding something…
A “gay homosexual” eh?
Wouldn’t those two just sorta cancel each other out, something along the lines of “I’m not not going to beat off now” would mean that you did have the intention of beating off now?
I’m a male lesbian.
Dijon: I’ll pay for your sex change…
I believe that’s the first time anyone has ever said that to me. I don’t know whether to feel flattered or threatened. 
I haven’t heard anything good about reparative therapy, though; so I’ve simply resigned myself to a life of inner conflict. It’s cheaper.
Bwahhahahaha!! I LOVE some of those buttons pictured in the link:D:D. If I had walked by that class and seen the “Mrs Henderson/chimpanzee” button being made, I would have laughed my ass off along with the kids! I might even have bought the one with the tits and worn it around or stuck it on my wall. Yeah, some parents might try to give me a nasty look, but I think the kids were quite creative. And psychicly gifted too, picking out a closet gay-homosexual like that; well done!
The teacher in charge of this class must not know anything whatsoever about kids if she/he expected them to ignore an opportunity like the one they had. I would have been disappointed in the kids if they had stuck to the agenda.
lol, You guys, this is a satire news sight, this never happend.
Rye, just because The Onion is a satire news site doesn’t mean this hasn’t happened. Maybe not this specific incident, but if you think stuff like this hasn’t happened or wouldn’t happen, I’ve got a bridge to sell you. My wife’s a school teacher, so trust me on this one.
I really like the photo of the kid wearing the “Dog Balls” button, though.
footloose and fancy-free guy, not to mention bon vivant and, most of all, pince-sans-rire.
Will you pay for mine, o dearest matt?
(Thanks for responding, by the way. I hate that stupid joke.)
The “dog balls” button was precious.
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Wow, The Onion is blocked at my work… they probably figure people’d spend too much time reading that when they should be, um, reading the Straight Dope!
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Guess I’ll have to look at the link when I go home.
I shudder to think what a sex change operation that a Dairy Queen employee can afford would involve.
Think “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”.
That’s how Eddie Izzard describes himself, “A lesbian trapped in a male body”