[Large breasted woman with seductive eyes] “Oh… Archibald, do come closer.”
Nope, doesn’t work.
[Superhero with flowing hair about to save helpless woman] “I am Archibald, please do not stare at my heaving chest!”
Gotta love The Simpsons.
I took my online name from this Percy. I’m not sure, he’s probably verging on unsexy.
Neither list–although I think these lists was made by strippers or 13 year old girls.
C’mon-Romeo? <blanches>
How sexy can I be with my face in a jar by the door, anyway?
Left off 3 of the sexiest female names going: Sharon, Alison and Carol.
Neon pink background? Well they at least have the aesthetics of a 13 year old.
Don’t be so hard on yourself. If you don’t mind a man of the cloth, I hear that a certain Father has the hots for you.
Apparently I’m in the lower half of the upper half, my first name having made the little Other Sexy Male Names list but not the top 20. I just wish my looks matched my name…
Have to say they pretty well nailed the unsexy names. Maude, Myrtle, Ethel and Bessie (which I think of more as the stereotypical cow name to be honest) are all very low on my list and I’d hate to be named Herman, Rupert or Archibald. Or Ivor. Ivor is dead out.
Wow. Mine’s in the sexiest. I’m really surprised, as I always thought it was kind of a dorky name.
I don’t have anything against your name. The notion that “Bran” is a sexy nickname is just absurd. Bran is dry cereal for old people. 
Kind of tragic for Percidom generally that with the entire world-wide resources of the teeming squillions we can find only one genuine arguably sexy real Percy (Montgomery), one GAS fake Percy (Plant) and one hideously unsexy one (Blackadder’s Lord). Giving percypercy a wave-through on the basis that anyone who voluntarily assumes the name “Percy” ain’t afraid of no-one, that’s at best 3 in the entire world (and only one real one).
On those numbers, you wouldn’t get out of bed in the morning. Makes Arthurs look positively Mad Bad and Dangerous to Know. (Although being kind of Byronic worked for Percy Shelley, too. One more possible in the sexy column doesn’t skew the world-wide numbers much, though.)
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy.
Apparently I am sexy through the ages…
I hadn’t thought of that, but the more I look at the page, the righter you seem. Especially with the bright pink background.
So, I’ve always wondered. Who is it for?
I have to ask: Who here is too sexy for their name?
Father MacKenzie?
I thought it was for: All the lonely people.
BTW: Where do they all come from?
And, ahhh, look at all of them. Where to they all belong?
I’m too sexy for this post.
Steven
Saddle shoes and knee socks. . .
rowr
I’m on the “3 or more times mentioned” list of “others”, so how sexy can that REALLY be? Seems almost like an afterthought. Then again I share my real name (tho mine’s another slightly different variation) with the likes of Angie Jolie and Angie Huston, so you’d think there’s something to the name (at least) being sexy, right?
Neither of my sons’ names are on the list. Guess sex was the furthest thing from my mind when selecting baby names…which seems natural, having just had a baby! At least neither name is on the “unsexy” list either. My relief is HUGE. Maybe.
–Beck
I’m sexy, and so is my wife.