Me and a couple friends are currently on a mission to find the 50 most unsexy names for males and 25 most unsexy names for females. Now I want to tell you that when I say unsexy I mean a real sh*tbomb like Bartholemew or Oswald and even Lazarus. I currently need 17 more male names and 6 more female names. Can you please help me out?
Also, I’d prefer something rarer rather than really common.
Otto
Percy
Myron
Marvin
Clyde
Marion
george (costanza, even though i found him oddly hot)
gaylord
brewster
mortimer
GARTH and INGRID.
Eww.
Now I’ll bet I just offended some doper. (my bad)
Men:
Ralph (I know, fairly common…but still, unsexy to me)
Norbert
Women:
Bertha
Belva
Ethel
Edith
Hephziba
Bertha
ingaborg
hagar
and more boys
Murdock
Crispin
jeb
Gertrude.
Eugene.
Melvin
Truelaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny
Mortimer
Joey, apparently.
A friend and I were bored one day in science class and came up with (in no particular order)
Agnes
Agatha (or Aggie)
Audrey (with the anomalous exception of the angelic Audrey Hepburn)
Bertie
Boris
Bulstrode (real name - Bulstrode Whitelock was a 16th century English Lawyer)
Zebulon (we found this one in the local paper)
Norris (Yes, it can be a Christian name)
Eggbert
Ethel
Regina
Dinsdale (sorry)
Prudence
Percy
Horace
Herbert
Wilf
Wendell
Lyle
Maurice
Gertrude
Oswald
Frederica
Yolanda
Slingsby (truth. Slingsby Bethel 16th century propagandist)
Hezekiah
Obadiah
Gomer
Prudence
Pearl
My first name is Jasper. I hear it’s a bit of an old geezer/shitkicker kind of name in the US. FWIW, it’s fairly sexy over here. 
Also, I’d prefer something rarer rather than really common.
Lloyd
Floyd
d12, I went to high school with a beautiful… absolutely stunning girl named, Ingrid. Now I think of the name as exotic and sexy. Actually, I think I had even before meeting her.
Sorry, about that last post, it was a bit of a freak mistake, anyway It’s going pretty good and I got about 10 added to the list but a couple more wouldn’t hurt.
Myrtle
Mabel
I know a guy named Clotus! What were his parents thinking?
Herb
Buelah
Marguarite
Thelma
Hester