AskNott, at least he wasn’t Cletus, like whatshisname from The Dukes of Hazzard.
And d12, Ingrid Bergman was pretty hot. 
Has anyone mentioned Chastity as an unsexy girl’s name?
Another unsexy female name I’ve known is Zerelda.
Somre more names that wouldn’t exactly inspire me to jump into bed: (Sorry about the caps - I’m just doing a C&P from our HR system)
ZAERONYCIA
SHANEEKA
YAELETA
JILBERT
ASCYLINE
NABILA
MALES:
Hezekiah
Wilfred
Elmer
Enos
FEMALE:
Hortense
Prunella
Wanda
Fanny
I think Dwezel should probably be on the list.
I went through Navy boot camp with a guy named Debris. Though spelled like ‘de-bree’, it was pronounce "De-briz’.
So far here is my list
Males:
Lazarus
Oswald
Bartholemew
Abraham
Giovanni
Lancelot
Newt
Slobadon
Soloman
Jesus
Ra
Ruslan
Rambo
Bubba
Rufus
Leroy
Cletis
Melvin
Ebenezor
Menachim
Quirinus
Schmuel
Doron
Wolfgang
Lazlo
Hermen
Merlin
Ike
Blair
Saul
Dexter
Sigmund
Hansel
Gaylord
Garth
Norbert
Crispin
Horace
Hezekiah
Hester
Wilfred
The last ten or so I got from you guys
Females:
Mildred
Ethel
Helga
Olga
Ruth
Rhoda
Doris
Missy
Louise
Alexandra
Eleanor
Brenda
Ida
Ursula
Gretchin
Gretel
Esther
Bertha
Ingrid
Edith
Gertrude
Agnes
Agatha
Thelma
Hortense
Fanny
Again the last ten or so I got from you guys, I have enough females but I need ten more males so keep on posting males and females if you like but I’m almost done with this.
Sorry if this offends anyone but hey, you got to admit you’re name isn’t too sexy sounding nowadays.
Girls[u/]
Maddie
Lawanda
Sacagawea
Mavis
Monica
Pauline
Dora
Dottie
Debra
boys[u/]
Doogie
Bertram
Benny
Dweezle
Timmy
Abraham
Archibald
Willhelm
Horst
Icabod
arnold
gort
Okay, I read 'em all to make sure they weren’t taken:
Cecil (I constantly think of that turtle in the Bugs Bunny cartoon)
Sheldon (Billy Crystal is right…Sheldon can do your taxes. He’s not the world’s hottest lover.)
Missy? Alexandra? Brenda? Dora?
What’s wrong with those?
Chastity is a very sexy name, despite its meaning… wasn’t there a Penthouse comic with that name?
I don’t know what’s wrong with Alexandra or a few of the others, myself. But here are some unsexy names I’ve known myself:
Guys:
Winsom (yes, actual name)
Wilfred
Willard
Girls:
Meloney (yup… actual spelling… pronounced as if it were “Melanie”)
Ganit (pronounced as if it were “Janet”)
Selma
F_X
Well Alexandra and Giovanni were one of my “borderline” picks.
I gotta say, I find Giovanni a sexy name. If you take it off, I’ll give you “Buford” to replace it.
For woman, how about Blanche and Mabel?
FWIW, most of the names people consider “unsexy” are just popular names from about two generations back (note all the Myrtles, Mables, Gertrudes, and so forth). In other words, the names your grandmother might have, and not something younger people associate sexyness with.
Well it’s not really that I find Giovanni really unsexy, I just find it very corny.
Enid.
Giovanni oozes sexiness! You must take that off…Now, Edgerton is unsexy!
Don’t forget:
Isidore
Ignatius
Lavern (male)
Goran
Okon
Percy
Peregrine
Herman!