The Most Unsexy Names

[Mooney252]

Unsexy? Change the language!!

Agnes is on a couple of lists here. But if you heard it pronounced in French it’d make your spine melt, it’s so sexy.

[elfje]

Agatha
Assumpta
Majella
Amelbergha (my great aunt’s nun-name…yeah, i know)
Euphrasie
Sidonia
Ingeborg
Goedele

[Athena]

OK, 'fess up: how many people opened this thread solely to see if their own name was on it?

[Tuco]

*Originally posted by Athena *
**OK, 'fess up: how many people opened this thread solely to see if their own name was on it? **

Guilty, but it’s not here (yet)

My contribution - NIGEL.

[Invisible_Chimp]

Boy:
Enzo

Girl:
Jezebel

[eman77]

Ok, you guys win I’ll take off Giovanni and replace it with Buford and I’m considering taking off Alexandra as well.

[Kat]

I just thought of another one. Elmo.

[Shayna]

You can find a LOT of really godawful names at www.kabalarians.com

Just a random sampling include this list from the Fk - Fl grouping:

Fl_chic, Fla, Flabella, Flabia, Flaca, Flacaira, Flacilla, Flack, Fladiana, Fladys, Flaede, Flaget, Flagg, Flaherty, Flaileigh, Flair, Flaire, Flairie, Flais, Flaiven, Flaivien, Flakehaus, Flalem, Flambe, Flame, Flameangel, Flamedramon, Flameflower, Flamein, Flamell, Flamellig, Flamenca, Flamenn, Flamennig, Flamestar, Flamica, Flamie, Flamina, Flamine, Flaminia, Flaminienne, Flammetta, Flammie, Flamona, Flan, Flana, Flanagan, Flanda, Flande, Flanders, Flandie, Flandrina, Flandrine, Flange, Flanide, Flanidie, Flanigan, Flann, Flanna, Flannacan, Flannait, Flannaitgobnait, Flannel, Flannery, Flap, Flapper, Flara, Flare, Flaren, Flareon, Flarie, Flarise, Flarna, Flash, Flashbolt, Flasher, Flashier, Flassie, Flatria, Flatt, Flaudia, Flaudy, Flauriane, Flaurie, Flauros, Flautilla, Flava, Flavel, Flavella, Flaven, Flavere, Flavi, Flavia, Flaviaflav, Flaviana, Flaviane, Flaviar, Flavie, Flavieanne, Flavieke, Flavien, Flaviena, Flavienne, Flaviere, Flaviette, Flavija, Flavilla, Flavina, Flavinda, Flavinha, Flavio, Flaviola, Flavius, Flavyere, Flawiusz, Flax, Flaxen, Flay, Flayo, Flayvyere, Flea, Fleabag, Fleabrain, Fleacha, Fleachta, Fleala, Flealady, Flear, Fleari, Fleasha, Fleasia, Fleceia, Flecha, Flechelle, Flechere, Flechette, Flecia, Flecisha, Fleck, Fleda, Flede, Fledermaus, Fleebo, Fleece, Fleegle, Fleegus, Fleenor, Fleeta, Fleetah, Fleetwind, Fleetwood, Fleex, Fleica, Fleicha, Fleichia, Fleicia, Fleisha, Fleishia, Fleishira, Fleishra, Fleisz, Flemaria, Fleme, Fleming, Flemingbird, Flemming, Flemmisha, Flenecia, Fleni, Flenicia, Flens, Fleo, Fler, Flerida, Flerina, Flesha, Fleshfly, Fleshia, Fleshira, Fleshra, Fleshria, Fleta, Fletch, Fletchen, Fletcher, Fletje, Fleur, Fleura, Fleuraimee, Fleuraleana, Fleurance, Fleurange, Fleuranique, Fleurann, Fleurby, Fleurdeleesa, Fleurdeleeza, Fleurdelis, Fleurdelisa, Fleurdeliz, Fleurdeliza, Fleurdelyn, Fleurdina, Fleure, Fleuree, Fleurella, Fleurelle, Fleurema, Fleuremee, Fleuremia, Fleuremie, Fleurence, Fleureska, Fleurette, Fleurida, Fleurie, Fleurienne, Fleuriette, Fleurimonde, Fleurina, Fleurine, Fleurinia, Fleurinie, Fleurise, Fleurisse, Fleurke, Fleurlouise, Fleurmae, Fleurmareen, Fleurmarie, Fleur-Michelle, Fleurrio, Fleur-Soleil, Fleurtje, Fleury, Flevia, Flevy, Flexigirl, Flexxy, Flezdibruhh, Flicc, Flichia, Flicity, Flick, Flicka, Flickdip, Flicker, Flicky, Flidais, Flidish, Flien, Flienda, Fliendira, Fliendra, Flientje, Flight, Flightee, Flikkafarkle, Flinda, Flindur, Fling, Flinique, Flint, Fliori, Flip, Flipot, Flipote, Flippea, Flipper, Flippie, Flipps, Flippy, Flirr, Flirt, Flirtasious, Flirtatia, Flirtsie, Flirtsinc, Flirty, Flis, Flisha, Flishea, Flishera, Flisheria, Fliss, Flissha, Flit, Flita, Flits, Fllanza, Fllaza, Flnell, Flnxa, Flnxe, Flo, Floallie, Floann, Floanne, Floarea, Floater, Floatsom, Flobertka, Flocci, Flocerfida, Flocerpida, Flodoberde, Floella, Floellen, Floetta, Floeur, Flogelind, Floi, Floice, Floie, Floira, Floire, Floireans, Flois, Flojo, Floks, Floli, Flolita, Flomeshia, Flommy, Flomo, Flomot, Flona, Floneah, Flonel, Flonesha, Flonet, Flonnie, Flonny, Flonza, Floobacheesa, Flood, Floopsie, Floor, Floora, Floored, Floorke, Floortje, Floosie, Flootje, Flooz, Floozie, Floozy, Flop, Floppy, Flopsy, Floquarious, Flor, Flora, Floraanna, Florabel, Florabelle, Florace, Floradena, Floraemily, Florag, Floragene, Floraida, Floraidh, Floraine, Floral, Florala, Floralda, Floraldee, Florale, Floralee, Floralen, Floralia, Floralie, Floralla, Florama, Floramal, Floramaria, Floramay, Floramelissa, Florami, Floramie, Florance, Florancia, Florane, Florange, Florangel, Floranise, Floranisha, Florann, Floranna, Floranne, Florans, Florante, Florantine, Floraska, Floraza, Florbela, Florbella, Florcita, Flordalia, Florde, Flordeleesa, Flordeleeza, Flordelena, Flordelina, Flordelinda, Flordelinia, Flordelisa, Flordeliz, Flordeliza, Flordelizamaria, Flordelizamarie, Flordelizamary, Flordeluna, Flordelyn, Flordemaria, Flordemay, Flore, Floreaimee, Floreange, Floreann, Florecita, Floredia, Floree, Floreeda, Floreen, Floreita, Florela, Florelda, Florelfleaflace, Floreli, Florelia, Florella, Florelle, Florema, Floremee, Floremia, Floremie, Floremonde, Floren, Florena, Florenc, Florenca, Florence, Florencea, Florence-Emily, Florencegrace, Florencel, Florence-Marie, Florencemerceron, Florencen, Florencesilvia, Florencia, Florencie, Florencio, Florencita, Florency, Florenda, Florenday, Florendeana, Florendee, Florendia, Florendie, Florendra, Florendy, Florene, Florenia, Florenie, Florens, Florensa, Florenske, Florent, Florenta, Florente, Florenti, Florentia, Florentian, Florentien, Florentienne, Florentijntje, Florentina, Florentine, Florentinecathelijne, Florentinia, Florentino, Florentinus, Florentius, Florentxi, Florentyna, Florenz, Florenza, Florenze, Florenzia, Flores, Floresca, Florese, Floresha, Floresita, Floressa, Floresta

I mean, c’mon. Flabella? Flavia? Flesha? Fleshfly?? Flooz? Flopsy?!

Floobacheesa??!!

You have your pick of seemingly zillions of unsexy names off that site!

(And I agree, Giovanni is definitely not unsexy!)

[schplebordnik]

How about for men:

Evelyn [as in Waugh]
Joyce [as in Kilmer]
Beverly [for some reason, I know of several Southern guys named this]

Can any of you women imagine shouting out these names during sex without it seeming really awkward?

[sonicsink]

Oh if you take off Alexandra, can you replace it with Eunice? I went to school with a girl named Eunice in a time of Jessica, Danielle and Stacy’s…she was teased mercilessly.

[eman77]

Male First Names between Da - Db - 5,111 names

What? Who’s going to go through all those? I bet more than half are made up. I think the list would be funniest if it included names we at least heard of somewhere and not ones we just made up or are from third world countries. So basically my OP was shooting for American or British names.

[ILENSER]

yes, actual name… Booger

[knock_knock]

guys:
Rutherford
Clarence
Jeeves

girls:
Melinda

Also, I think that Jesus, Dexter, Louise, Alexandra, and Brenda aren’t that bad.

[eman77]

Also when I picked Jesus, I meant Je-sus not hay-sus. Imagine being in bed and yelling his name.

[The_Green_Feather]

Yes! I admit it! I’m looking for my name… but I havn’t found it.

God, I must be sexy!

:d&r:

[dtilque]

I’m surprised no one has suggested

Dilbert

[shrew]

I don’t know which part of the U.S. you’re speaking of, Jasper, but I’ve always found your name rather sexy.

How about Hester? Even Demi Moore couldn’t make that name sexy.

[BadBaby]

Theedadell, Ernestine, Hecuba, Erlinda, are all names for women I thought were pretty cruel. Wilbur, Japheth, and Gaylord for guys.

I about fell over when I read the post about someone named Debris. An ex-student of mine was named the same, only she pronounced it Deh-breece.

[Shirley_Ujest]

It is about as sexy as four day old, thrice run over road kill. It is the anti-blind date kinda name. It is birth control unto itself. It is a name that given to a baby gives her a tremendous obstacle to over come. It is a menstrual cramp of a name.

What is it?

Joan.

Guess what my real name is?

[herman_and_bill]

*Originally posted by elfbabe *
**Herman! **

welcome to it, as well as

OTTO
ALYOUSSIS
ATHMER
BUBBA
And my all time sex-less male name

CARROL