Here jdavis has posted notice that the Reader is looking for an IS person. While the successful candidate will not e working on the SDMB, they’ll be inside the perimeter! What an opportunity to snatch a quick pic of the Master! Take your camera to the interview.
My bowtie is really a camera. 
Well, crap. Does Jerry pay moving expenses? Cause I’d, like, totally move to Chicago, if so.
I KNEW I should have gone into IT instead of Accounting. Damn.
If I had that job:
"But are you sure nothing’s wrong with Cecil’s computer? I mean, come on, there’s gotta be a problem there somewhere! What if I just cleaned up his registry a bit? Or I could replace that old Cat 5 cable in his office with some shiny new Cat 6. Cecil needs quality network cabling, doesn’t he? Please? sigh "