Yes, he is the Perfect Master. But he’s also apparently a prophet, since in the linked column dated 26-Apr-1991, he foresaw Al Yankovic’s “It’s All About the Pentiums,” which is pretty impressive since Intel didn’t release the Pentium chip until 1994, and Al’s song didn’t come out until much more recently.
So, Cece, what are next week’s winning Powerball numbers? I have faith in you. Look into your crystal ball, then click on my mailbox icon. I promise to split the take 50-50. I’d even spring for a new server for the MB. 