Cecil, you fricking idiot!

When the hell are you going to close down this message board and let us all get back to our lives??? Can’t you see how bad for the country this is?

We’re productive people. We’re smart people. But your fun little message board here is more addictive than heroin (and I have the scientific studies to prove it). We’re spending all this time posting and reading, posting and reading. We’re wasting our lives and our potential here, man. Is that what you’re shooting for? Is that what you want?

Think about it. If everyone of intelligence gets addicted to this board then Cecil’s claim of being the smartest human alive can not be denied.

The man is a genius.

Divide and conquer–classic strategy. Mesmerize the peons with television, get the smarter ones with stuff like the SDMB…and by the time we realize what’s going on, he’s His Majesty Cecil I of the Imperial States of America.

'Course, the alternative would seem to be Dubya or Algore, so maybe this isn’t such a bad thing.

Actually, what Cecil really wants is for you to buy the damn books. He cares not about your so-called life.