Cecil's column on Absorbine, Jr.

I don’t want Cecil to lose any sleep at night worrying that Absorbine might get their human and equine products mixed up. I used Absorbine Horse Liniment on my horses and myself with no adverse side effects. Don’t know about their other products, but the liniment, IME, is safe for everybody.

LINK TO COLUMN: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1160/how-come-we-never-hear-about-absorbine-sr

Yeah, but do you get the urge to enter a stakes race?

I might have an apple in my pocket for you.

That’s a big neigh.