So… No we know.
FIGHTING DECOMPSER SINCE 1987
(It’s taking longer than he thought)
Alas, Cecil Cecil Adams, we hardly knew ye.
We also knew not his middle name was Cecil too. What else could C possibly stand for?
Conundrum?
Conniving? Clever? Catastrophic?
Colicky?
Cranky?
Crotchety?
Cantankerous?
Poor poor Cecil.
No, no. As is plainy visible, this is actually Cecil’s brother. Cecil. I imagine the C stands for "Not actually the Cecil Adams.
That was old Cecil “Clone” Adams…an early experiment our fearless leader did in his youth. He knows better now.
Newer Cecil clones live longer, are smarter, healthier and better hung.
But… but if the real Cecil’s buried here, then whos the imposter thats running the show?
:eek:
GASP! I think I know who it is… I’ve been investigating a bit, and I’ve found out that th…
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