Cecil's party is no spring break!

[Poto]

But the Teeming Millions are more civic-minded. My idea is, on New Year’s Eve we all get in our Airstreams and drive to Alaska with a hundred pounds of lead shot, the better to increase our angular momentum. Best case: the planet tips over, which surely proves something. Worst case: we party. How can we lose?
–CECIL ADAMS

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I know there is a forum about Cecil’s columns, but…comments?

[manhattan]

We’re already planning this trip in You got the Airstream, I got the lead . I say we go for it.

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Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

[Poto]

Now howcome they sold my dad shells at the hardware and they never would sell the to me?

Do we need the airstream?How about a large igloo? How large can you make an igloo?

[Ringo]

Somebody needs to bring a laptop, so reports can be filed.

[Rysdad]

Have laptop. Will travel. Do you think a beer truck would look terribly out of place among the Airstreams?