O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake and Michael Jackson for starters.
Elijah Whatshisnuts. Frodo - you know who I mean. Damn he’s full of himself.
Hildi from Trading Spaces - how can anyone be so full of themselves that they’d force two unfortunate souls to spend a day painting her face on some other unfortunate soul’s livingroom wall?
Joan and Melissa Rivers, Jerry Springer, Anna Nicole, Emeril, Bobby Flay, Rachel Ray, Ben Affleck, Tara Reid, Oprah, Sarah Jessica Parker, Colin Farrell, Jay Leno.
There are so many more. Many celebrities either annoy or disgust me.
I have tried to like Conan, but he rubs me the wrong way. He’s the dork who made it big. The faces and contortions during his monologue, heck even his voice somehow gets on my nerves.
I’ll refute it. She can sing ok, but her acting ability peaked with What’s Up Doc?.
Ann Coulter-you’re not funny and you’re not that attractive. Get a rabies shot already.
Joan Rivers-nasty, viscious and hateful
Helen Hunt-boring. What is so great about her acting? She sucks
Meryl Streep (just over-rated; sorry, she’s just not that great of an actress)
Pauly Shore (ok, easy target)
Adam Sandlar (yeah, even easier target; voice like fingernails on a blackboard)
Billy Crystal (used to be funny on Soap, then got a bloated ego)
Johnny Depp (just don’t like him)
Michael Jackson (didn’t like him in his Thriller heyday, like him even less after all the denied plastic surgery and denied molestations).
And, of course, no list of mine of hated celebrities would be complete without mentioning Quentin Tarantino (and I don’t care if I’ve spelled his name right or not, his movies are crap; my cat could write better scripts.)
Five years ago, I would have shouted heresy!
But now I agree. Conan’s shtick wears thin after awhile and then he becomes hyper-annoying. Frankly, I can’t see him inheriting the Tonight Show. His humor is so idiosyncratic. He’s a quick wit, but hardly an accomplished standup.
Guinastasia re: Joan Rivers-nasty, viscious and hateful
Add: vulgar, tacky, skanky and shameless. Christ, that money-grubbing woman just reeks of crassness.
Add: Steven Seagal, the quintessentual prick; Howard Stern; Val Kilmer and Andrea Agassy (whatever).
Political Domain: All of the top party officials on Capitol Hill.
Coulter sucks like a Dyson.
Helen Hunt’s saving grace is her rack. Not world class, but enough to put her over the top, as it were. (One of the tackiest acceptance speeches in Academy history, tho.)
Let’s see:
Frankie Munoz: I thought he was funny and cute when he started on Malcolm in the Middle, but now he bugs me for some reason.
Brigitte Nillson: The most obnoxious and irritating person ever. I don’t know how anyone can stand to be around her for more than ten minutes. Frankly, anyone on the Surreal life is bound to be irritating in some way.
Donald Trump: Ok, probably too obvious, but even he admitted nobody would play golf with him two days in a row because he was such an ass.
Bill O’reilly: I swear it’s not because of his politics. It’s because of the ‘I’m looking out for you’ BS. I can never trust someone who claims to be doing something for my own good.
Jon Stewart: I used to really love his show, but it seems he’s begun to believe the press about how ‘important’ his show is. I still watch the show, but mainly to see the taped segments.
I could go on, because it seems I really dislike a lot of celebrities, but I’m going to watch
The Daily Show.
Yeah. the Hilton family and friends are annoying. So are Joan and Melissa Rivers. I find Jay Leno most annoying when he has to keep repeating his punchline over and over, like it’s going to get funny if he keeps saying it.
Elizabeth HassleKasselback on The View seriously annoys the hell out of me. She has absolutely no talent, no interviewing skills, she makes stupid off the cuff comments and they all suck up to her as if she were made of gold. She designed the most butt ugly wedding dress for someone and they fell all over themselves tellingher how talented she is. She has done frequent episodes of helping people shop for trendy clothes at bargain prices and everything she picks is ugly. She can’t even dress herself. Now she’s pregnant and it’s like she’s the only person who’s ever been pregnant and everyday is about her being pregnant. Ugh. Hate her!
But the celebrity I find the most annoying of all?
Sandra Bernhard.
And I really don’t think I need to explain all the reasons why.
I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned Tom Arnold yet. He’s gross. With his eyes darting back and forth all the time and him licking his lips constantly- squick.
I’ve always hated him.
I’m going to go against the majority of the crowd and say Viggo Mortensen. I don’t really find him that attractive. His teeth especially gross me out. And I enjoy watching the LOTR:EE special features and listening to the commentaries as much as anyone, but it seems like it gets to be one big Viggo love-fest after a while. Like, “The running-at-sunrise shot was so important to Viggo that we all camped out one night and it was fun and isn’t he awesome?!” I know he’s a renaissance man; I’ve seen some of his paintings and photographs and I like some of them a lot. But I just can’t get past him as the person. It’s mostly me just being irrational though. Arg.
In a similar vein, I absolutely cannot stand Sean Astin. In the LOTR commentaries, he only talks about two things: How fat he was, and how such-and-such character evokes such pathos, and check out the pathos in this scene, and you can just totally feel the pathos. I get it. Learn some new vocab.
Nicole Kidman - how does this woman get work? Ugh!
Oh and if Helen Hunt happens to read this thread, I still love ya, baby.
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It’s about time somebody mentions Bruce Willis.
He is annoying on so many levels.
God damned conceited jerk. Long on ego; short on talent.
It’s bad enough he gets big bucks for those movies but he has to move into other areas where he is even further untalented. - Music - geez give me a break. He can play the harmonica. Amazing. If he weren’t a Hollywood “star”, would he even be the slightest dust mote of a rock star?
Oh and of course he’s a 150% super-patriot chikenhawk never served one day Hollywood conservative (and yes there are plenty). How about his “sincere” offer of going to Iraq and fighting with the troops? Sure Bruce, skip the basic training and all other training and just go over there and fight.
He’s a jerk.
There. It was a story that had to be told.
Actually, it’s not pathos he’s obsessed with, but potatoes.
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Personally, Matt Damon bugs me for some odd reason, even though I’ve enjoyed most of the things I’ve seen him in.
Renee Zellweger. She needs to gain about thirty pounds. Nobody’s collarbones are supposed to stick out that much. Whenever I see her, I’m afraid she’s going to snap in half. There comes a point when you are too thin – somebody get that girl some French fries, STAT.
I second Nicole Kidman. Her face is trying to slide off her skull, I swear. Wearing her hair slicked back against her skull doesn’t help matters, either. And her soft, little girly voice is so damned irritating. She is not aging gracefully; it’s almost as if she’s fighting it every step of the way.
And, finally, Mel Gibson. Cah-razy. How can you be so matter of fact about the way you’re sure your wife is going to hell?
I feel rather shallow about all of this . . . except for Mel Gibson. That’s just nuts.
Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.
I can’t explain it, any of them. And for some reason, I liked Grease, and I’d watch the Look Who’s Talking movies over and over as a kid, but I can’t watch anything else with Kirstie Alley or John Travolta in it. They just really… bug me.
What’s the meaning of the word “celebrity,” anyway? “One who is celebrated?” *Fuck that noise!*This March 27th Easter Sunday, maybe Christ is Risen, but Slithy Tove is sleeping in. And if that’s the best Jesus gets, what chance does Kate Hudson have?
Ray Liotta gives me the creeps. I don’t know why…it’s something about his face, I think.
And I was flipping past that show “Medium” the other night, and I noticed that Patricia Arquette’s voice seemed to have the same effect as clamping a metal file between my molars and pulling it out, slowly.
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