I unashamedly jump on the Joey Feek bandwagon, just so I can increase my lifetime total of correct picks to 2. Chris Brown is the R&B singer/Rihanna’s ex one and this year’s 27 Club nominee. Don King is the boxing promoter one. Some more new ones, some retreads, any similarity to any other list is coincidental if it matters, which it doesn’t.
Joey Feek
Chris Brown
Leah Remini
Roman Polanski
Eddie Van Halen
George H. W. Bush
Prince Philip
Bill Cosby
Don King
Rush Limbaugh
Jerry Sandusky
Tommy Chong
Vivian Campbell
Alan Young
Hugh Downs
Nancy Reagan
Monty Hall
Fats Domino
Doris Day
Jimmy Carter
Hal Holbrook
Norman Lear
George Kennedy
Larry Storch
Tommy Lasorda
Shecky Greene
Alternatives:
Bob Barker
Henry Kissinger
John Glenn
It has been brought to my attention that a certain singer, Craig Strickland, is most likely dead following a boating accident. His body has not been found.
This could be a can of worms, I am pre-emptively going to declare him ineligible for selection in this pool, as nobody has yet selected him.
There will be one exception to this. If his body is found and he is declared dead by midnight tomorrow, CST 12/31, then he may be included. But I would strongly advise you have an alternate, because if he’s not found until January 1 his death won’t count for points. It would hardly seem worth the trouble, so do your Death Mistress a favor, huh?
And, speaking of favors, how about some more entries? To encourage you my next post will be my own entry. I usually wait until late on 12/31.
Joey Feek 31
George H. W. Bush 27
Jimmy Carter 24
Valerie Harper 24
Fidel Castro 21
Nancy Reagan 15
Kirk Douglas 12
Lindsay Lohan 12
Muhammad Ali 12
Charlie Sheen 11
Glen Campbell 11
Tommy Chong 11
Bashar al-Assad 10
Recycling most of my last list, with some changes:
Steve Gleason, NFL player
Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
Ryan Buell, paranormal investigator
Randy Travis, singer
Dave Rose, basketball coach
Joost van der Westhuizen, rugby player
Martin Crowe, cricketer
Helen Fawkes, BBC reporter
Joey Feek, country music star and this year’s bandwagon pick
Johnathan Szeles, The Amazing Johnathan
Rob Ford, former mayor of Toronto
Daisy Berkowitz, musician
Lindsay Lohan, trainwreck
Alternate
Miley Cyrus, potential wreck
Clean list:
Steve Gleason
Paul Gascoigne
Ryan Buell
Randy Travis
Dave Rose
Joost van der Westhuizen
Martin Crowe
Helen Fawkes
Joey Feek
Johnathan Szeles
Rob Ford
Daisy Berkowitz
Lindsay Lohan
This part confuses me, though. If he’s on someone’s 2016 list, and he dies in 2015, then he doesn’t count for 2016 Death Pool points, by definition. Am I missing something?
Sure, if his body turns up by midnight tomorrow, he’d count on the 2015 list of anyone who had him, though I doubt anyone even considered putting him on their list at this time last year.
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani, Daesh mouthpiece (b. 1977)
Joey Feek (b. 9/9/75)
Joost van der Westhuizen (b. 2/20/71)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (b. 7/28/71)
Martin Crowe (b. 9/22/62)
Johnathan Szeles (b. 9/9/58)
Bryan Murray (b. 12/5/42)
Helen Fawkes (b. x/x/71)
Gino Odjick (b. 9/7/70)
Maher al-Assad (Bashar’s kid brother) (b. 12/8/67)
Kurtis Haiu (b. 7/14/84)
Tom Libous (b. 4/16/53)
Ali Mamlouk (Assad’s former intelligence chief) (b. 2/19/46)
Alternates:
Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka
Clive James
Most of these will be on my final list. I’ve got a few unique picks I’m holding in reserve, but this way I’ve got a passable list if I fall asleep tomorrow night without posting my ‘real’ list. Plus I’m still debating with myself over a few picks.
Clean list:
Abu Mohammad al-Adnani
Joey Feek
Joost van der Westhuizen
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Martin Crowe
Johnathan Szeles
Bryan Murray
Helen Fawkes
Gino Odjick
Maher al-Assad
Kurtis Haiu
Tom Libous
Ali Mamlouk
Charlie Sheen
Muhammad Ali
Jimmy Carter
Keith Richards
Ginger Baker
Bill Cosby
Artie Lange
Betty White
Liza Minelli
Michael J Fox
George H W Bush
OJ Simpson
Mike Tyson
Muhammad Ali
Whitey Bulger
George H.W. Bush
Fidel Castro
Bob Dole
Joey Feek
Valerie Harper
Hugh Hefner
Henry Kissinger
Hosni Mubarak
Mort Sahl
Bhumibol Adulyadej
Barbara Walters
Alternates:
Chuck Yeager
Fats Domino
Dick Van Dyke
Joey Feek
Jerry Lewis
Gene Wilder
Casey Anthony
Malcolm Young
Vivien Campbell
Rikki Rockett
Stephen Hawking
Burt Reynolds
Glenn Frey
Justin Bieber
Bob Barker
Craig Strickland