Celebrity Death Pool 2016

I’d start a bit lower.
Say, five bucks.

We’ll split the difference and say $502.50. :smiley:

ya know, what I’d really like to see here is entries! I have the feeling a lot of people are waiting to see if a certain celebrity dies before the start of the year.

I have a clarification question concerning the Manner of Death. There must be a Latin phrase for that, but I digress.

Concerning the terrorists on some lists, death by execution does not make points, but I take it that death by assassination or armed drone accident does. :dubious:

Modum mortis* I think.

Nah, that’s what alternates are for. Or amended lists. :slight_smile:

For me, things have just been a blur the past four weeks. Life’s been crazy, work’s been crazy, all of a sudden Christmas is a week away and I haven’t taken care of stuff I should have done a week or two ago. So the Death Pool list has been pushed back until after Christmas. That’s just life.

Clint Eastwood
Kirk Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Jimmy Carter
George HW Bush
Dick Cheney
Fidel Castro
Betty White
Nancy Reagan
Kylie Kardashian
Dan Rather
Dennis Hastert
Charlie Sheen

My birth dates are written NZ style -day,month, year.

& just to be clear, it’s just a game. I don’t wish death on anyone.
OK ready Now. My birth dates are NZ style -day,month, year.

& just to be clear, it’s just a game. I don’t wish death on anyone.
Kang Kek Iew or Comrade Duch 17/11/42 Ok maybe I wish death on one person. I’m just back from a holiday in SE Asia, & the Killing Fields & S-21 prison moved me more than anything else I saw there. Monster.
Sinead O’Connor 8/12/66
Phil Judd 20/3/53 Founding member of both The Swingers & highly influential NZ band Split Enz.
CK Stead 17/10/32 New Zealand’s most eminent poet
Keri Hulme 9/3/47 Author of The Bone People
Zayn Malik 12/1/93 This year’s young burnout
Gordon Lightfoot 17/11/38
Yoko Ono 18/2/33
Marianne Faithfull 29/12/46
Alain Delon 8/11/35
Martin Crowe 22/9/62
Harry Lyon
Ricky Ball

Rolf Harris 30/3/30 Ok maybe I wish death on two people
Bridgette Bardot 28/9/34 It doesn’t seem possible that BB is 81! Forever young.
Lisle Kinney

Lyon, Ball & Kinney are the surviving original members of NZ band Hello Sailor after Brazier & McArtney’s deaths I imagine they are eating chia seeds, drinking herbal teas & consulting health practitioners, but these guys didn’t worry about pesky little details like getting famous before they became the Wild Men of Rock. There aren’t any birthdates on line but they would all be around 64.

Kang Kek Iew or Comrade Duch 17/11/42 Ok maybe I wish death on one person. I’m just back from a holiday in SE Asia, & the Killing Fields & S-21 prison moved me more than anything else I saw there. Monster.
Sinead O’Connor 8/12/66
Phil Judd 20/3/53 Founding member of both The Swingers & highly influential NZ band Split Enz.
CK Stead 17/10/32 New Zealand’s most eminent poet
Keri Hulme 9/3/47
Zayn Malik 12/1/93 This year’s young burnout
Gordon Lightfoot 17/11/38
Yoko Ono 18/2/33
Marianne Faithfull 29/12/46
Alain Delon 8/11/35
Martin Crowe 22/9/62
Harry Lyon
Ricky Ball

Rolf Harris 30/3/30 Ok maybe I wish death on two people
Bridgette Bardot 28/9/34 It doesn’t seem possible that BB is 81! Forever young.
Lisle Kinney

I forgot about the short edit window here

Clean List

Kang Kek Iew
Sinead O’Connor
Phil Judd
CK Stead
Keri Hulme
Zayn Malik
Gordon Lightfoot
Yoko Ono
Marianne Faithfull
Alain Delon
Martin Crowe
Harry Lyon
Ricky Ball

Rolf Harris
Bridgette Bardot
Lisle Kinney

Forgot my alternates:

Bob Barker
Bill Clinton
Glen Campbell

Kirk Douglas (12/9/16): He’s been on my list so long. I’ll miss him when he’s gone.
Jimmy Carter (10/1/24): The best ex-president we ever had
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (3/15/33): The Supreme Court Justice with the fanciest collars
Glen Campbell (4/22/36): Country singer with Alzheimers
Tommy Chong (5/24/38): Pot is not a cancer treatment
Valerie Harper (8/22/39): Popular low-hainging fruit of years past
John Hurt (1/22/40): Actor with pancreatic cancer
Tom Brokaw (2/6/40): Former talking head for NBC Nightly News
Malcolm Young (1/6/53): Former AC/DC guitarist with dementia
Martin Crowe (9/22/62): Cricketer with lymphoma
Bahar al-Assad (9/11/65): President of Syria, international low-hanging fruit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (7/28/71): Terrorist bastard
Joey Martin Feek (9/9/75): Popular low-hanging fruit
CLEAN LIST
Kirk Douglas
Jimmy Carter
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Glen Campbell
Tommy Chong
Valerie Harper
John Hurt
Tom Brokaw
Malcolm Young
Martin Crowe
Basar al-Assad
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Joey Martin Feek

ALTERNATES
Pope Emeritus Benedict
Prince Philip
Queen Elizabeth II

The White Dot or Star Dust

Betty White 1/17/1922 actor on “The Golden Girls,” “Life With Elizabeth”
Bill Macy 5/18/1922 actor on “Maude”
Carl Reiner 3/20/1922 tv comedy writer, novelist, performer on “Your Show of Shows”
Caroline Aherne 12/24/1963 tv comedy writer, actor on “The Royle Family”
Gloria Henry 4/2/1923 actor on “Dennis the Menace”
Hugh Downs 2/14/1921 television journalist
Janet Waldo 2/4/1920 voice of Judy Jetson
Joyce Randolph 10/24/1924 actor on “The Honeymooners”
June Foray 9/18/1917 voice of Rocky Squirrel
Larry Storch 1/8/1923 actor on “F Troop”, “Ghost Busters”
Noel Neill 11/25/1920 actor on “Superman” TV series
Pat Harrington Jr. 8/13/1929 actor on “One Day at a Time”
Valerie Harper 8/22/1939 actor on “Rhoda”, “Valerie’s Family”
The Clean List
Betty White
Bill Macy
Carl Reiner
Caroline Aherne
Gloria Henry
Hugh Downs
Janet Waldo
Joyce Randolph
June Foray
Larry Storch
Noel Neill
Pat Harrington Jr.
Valerie Harper

ALTERNATES:
Jerry Lewis
Rose Marie Mazzetta
Bill Dana

Mike Duffy (Canadian senator)
Rob Ford (former Toronto mayor)
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (ISIS leader)
Bashar al-Assad (Syrian President)
Joaquín Guzman (Mexican druglord)
Kim Jong-un (leader of North Korea)
Charlie Sheen (actor)
Lindsay Lohan (actor and stuff)
Stephen King (author)
Ashraf Ghani (president of Afghanistan)
Bill Cosby (actor etc.)
Stephen Hawking (physicist)
George RR Martin (author)

Clean:
Mike Duffy
Rob Ford
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Bashar al-Assad
Joaquín Guzman
Kim Jong-un
Charlie Sheen
Lindsay Lohan
Stephen King
Ashraf Ghani
Bill Cosby
Stephen Hawking
George RR Martin

Glen Campbell (April 22, 1936), country singer
Tommy Chong (May 24, 1938), comedian
Valerie Harper (Aug. 22, 1939), actress
Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka (May 18, 1943), wrestler
Malcolm Young (Jan. 8, 1953), AC/DC guitarist
The Amazing Jonathan (John Szelas) (Sept. 9, 1958), magician
Vivian Campbell (Aug. 25, 1962), Dio/Def Leppard guitarist
Martin Crowe (Sept. 22, 1962), cricketer
Bashar al-Assad (Sept. 11, 1965), Syrian dictator
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (July 28, 1971), ISIS caliph/drone target
Joey Feek (Sept. 9, 1975), country singer/bandwagon pick
Lamar Odom (Nov. 6, 1979), basketball player/Kardashian-by-marriage
Kseniya Sobchak (Nov. 5, 1981), ‘Paris Hilton of Russia’ turned critic of Putin’s government

Alternates
Slim Dunlap (Aug 14, 1951), replaced Bob Stinson in the Replacements. So if he gets bumped to the main list, he’ll be a replacement Replacement replacement.
Andy Dick (Dec. 21, 1965), alleged comedian/confirmed fuck-up
Rush Limbaugh (Jan. 12, 1951), radio pundit, potential death from myocardial infarction, oxycontin OD or head asploding when Hilary gets elected President
Plain Jane version
Glen Campbell
Tommy Chong
Valerie Harper
Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka
Malcolm Young
The Amazing Jonathan
Vivian Campbell
Martin Crowe
Bashar al-Assad
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Joey Feek
Lamar Odom
Kseniya Sobchak

Alternates:
Slim Dunlap
Andy Dick
Rush Limbaugh

Oh glorious mystical Death Mistress, could we please have a recap of the top celebs? Thank you so much. :smiley:

This is a list of all celebs having been selected five times.

Joey Feek 19
Valerie Harper 12
Jimmy Carter 11
George H. W. Bush 10
Glen Campbell 9
Bashar al-Assad 8
Charlie Sheen 8
Fidel Castro 8
Burt Reynolds 7
Lindsay Lohan 7
Stephen Hawking 7
Tommy Chong 7
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 6
John Hurt 6
Kirk Douglas 6
Martin Crowe 6
Muhammad Ali 6
Nancy Reagan 6
Dick Cheney 5
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka 5
Malcolm Young 5
Mary Tyler Moore 5
Tom Brokaw 5

The sharks smell blood…

Where’s Abe Vigoda? C’mon, people, he’s gotta die sometime! Let’s have a little respect for tradition here! :smiley:

And Zsa Zsa. She’s still a point. It will give you a leg up over all of us that can’t get off the schnied.