The version I heard was “What do you call a crazy person who hangs around with musicians?”
It fit most of the drummers I knew back in my misspent youth, when I was doing sound for bands.
Musician Chris Darrow of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band has died at 75.
He’s fishin’ in the Styx.
Jimmy Carter
Betty White(98 today)
Prince Charles
Alex Trebec
Pete Davidson
I think you missed the rules.
Happy birthday, Betty White!!
Jan. 17 birthdays: Betty White, Michelle Obama, Jim Carrey, Dwayne Wade, Kid Rock, James Earl Jones, Maury Povich, Ben Franklin, Muhammad Ali, Eartha Kitt, Anne Bronte, Al Capone, Vidal Sassoon, Douglas Wilder, Don Zimmer, Andy Kaufman, Biotop
Some of those people are not racking down points, though.
Still an open question on Andy Kaufman.
Happy birthday, Biotop! Quite an elite group you’ve got there.
Norma Michaels, leaves 5 points just hanging out there.
British actor Derek Fowlds, best known as either Mr Derek the co-host and butt of Basil Brush’s jokes; Sir Bernard Woolley, the quietly weird Private Secretary in the satirical sitcom Yes Minister; or Sergeant Blaketon in the long running period-set soapy drama Heartbeat; has died aged 82.
The Kansas City Royals have announced that former owner David Glass died last week (Jan 9) at age 84.
https://www.kctv5.com/sports/kansas_city_royals/royals-announce-death-of-former-owner-david-glass/article_5a6e8e66-3972-11ea-b6c3-07d11f923d2b.html
Sorry.
This is the SDMB DeathPool ---- we’re all a little “sorry”. Even though you got a light list and too late to be official feel free to ghoul around with the rest of us. And next year you’ll be set!
Televangelist Jack van Impe spent decades telling his audience how current events were harbingers of the End Times. Which still hadn’t arrived when he died yesterday just a few weeks shy of turning 89.
No Rapture for him! 
Singer-songwriter David Olney died onstage during a performance at age 71.
NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!!!.. uh, no next time for the narrador of Dragon Ball Z.
I loved his show. No rapture, but he’ll be up there.