I’m making a change to my list (I forgot to include Jeremy Corbyn earlier). Here is my actual list of 13 assholes who need to die in 2020:
Lukasz Gottwald
Donald Trump
Bashar Assad
Justin Bieber
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Pat Robertson
Jeremy Corbyn
Hassan Nasrallah
Steve Bannon
Wayne LaPierre
Louis Farrakhan
Roger Waters
Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Pete Rose
Donald Trump
Pope Benedict
Newt Gingrich
Jerry Jones
Robert Kraft
Dick Van Dyke
Tom Seaver
Vin Scully
Tommy Chong
Tommy Lasorda
Charles G. Koch
Roseanne Barr
Linda Nolan
Alex Trebek
Terry Jones
James Lipton
Melissa Jaffer
Don Wildmon
Woody Allen
Jimmy Carter
Nick Bollettieri
Doyle Brunson
Noah Antwiler
Bob Newhart
Henry Kissinger
I can clarify if any aren’t known. Don Wildmon is the founder of the American Family Association. Melissa Jaffer is in Mad Max Fury Road, but is known to me for Farscape. The rest are pretty famous. Noah Antwiler is an internet reviewer(Spoony).
Hugh Downs
Willie Nelson
Sean Connery
James Earl Jones
Michael Caine
Regis Philbin
Sidney Poitier
Harry Belafonte
Leontyne Price
Cicely Tyson
Louis Farrakhan
Robert Duvall
Dick Van Dyke
Donald Trump Jr.*
Logan Paul**
Prince Phillip
Mick Jagger
Ken Todd***
Harvey Weinstein
Linda Blair
Donald Rumsfeld
Woody Allen
Rush Limbaugh
Jon Voight
Max von Sydow
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Alternates:
Mitch McConnell
Jack Nicholson
*Don Jr. makes my list for increasingly risky and impetuous behavior. I think he’ll be the first Trump to fall to the “Kennedy” curse. Those who think no ill can befall them are not careful.
**Logan Paul is a Youtube idol who keeps getting into more and more jackasserey. He’s going downhill fast.
***Ken Todd the restaurateur, married to Lisa Vanderpump, not the soccer player
Bill Cosby
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Dick Cheney
Harvey Weinstein
Robert Wagner
Mel Brooks
Kirk Douglas
Dan Rather
Mikhail Gorbachev
Tim Conway
Don Rumsfeld
Pat Robertson
Tommy Chong
Peter Gotti
**The “2020” 2020 Death Pool **
Hugh Downs
Barbara Walters
Diane Sawyer
Charles Gibson
Sam Donaldson
Connie Chung
John Miller
John Stossel
Elizabeth Vargas
Chris Cuomo
David Muir
Amy Robach
Geraldo Rivera
All of whom are or where hosts on 20/20. Rivera himself, being a correspondent.
Vera Lynn, singer, 3/20/1917
Kyoko Kagawa 12/5/1931 Photographer in first Mothra
Max von Sydow actor 4/10/1929
Leslie Caron, actress, 7/1/1931
Haya Harareet Israeli actress 9/20/1931
Desmond Mpilo Tutu, South African Anglican archbishop, 10/17/1931
Debra Paget actress 8/19/1933
Tina Louise actress 2/11/1934
Judi Dench actress 12/09/1934
John Stephen Akhwari, 1938, last place runner in ’68 Olympic marathon
Donald Trump, ugh, just ugh
James Harrison, 12/27/37 Australian blood donor
Jean M. Auel author 2/18/1936
Vera Lynn
Kyoko Kagawa
Max von Sydow
Leslie Caron
Haya Harareet
Desmond Mpilo Tutu,
Debra Paget
Tina Louise
Judi Dench
John Stephen Akhwari
Donald Trump
James Harrison
Jean M. Auel
Diana Rigg
Harvey Keitel
Post Malone
Ted Turner
Van Morrison
Sandy Koufax
Temple Grandin
Jon Voight
Phil Lesh
Jane Goodall
G. Gordon Liddy
Joni Mitchell
Peter Bogdanovich
Quentin Blake
Ruth Buzzi
Sean Connery
Billy Connolly
Shannen Doherty
Glenn Fabry
Barry Humphries
Liza Minnelli
Bob Newhart
Randy Newman
Timothy Omundson
Roger Whittaker
John Williams
BACKUPS
Gary Glitter
Queen Elizabeth II
William Shatner
Mostly my usual list, but with replacements for my amazing streak of three (two uniques) this year.
It’s time to recycle most of my list of immortals.
Prince Philip (6/10/1921): Consort of QE2 and the second-most embarrassing member of the royal family after Prince Andrew Bob Dole (7/22/1923): Former US Senator Queen Elizabeth II (4/21/1926): By the Grace of God and Genetics, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Queen, Defender of the Faith Thich Nhat Hanh (10/11/1926): Buddhist monk and author Harry Belafonte (3/1/1927): Calypso crooner Clu Gulager (11/16/1928): Actor in every TV movie in the 1970s. Crow T. Robot is on the lookout for him. Sandra Day O’Connor (3/26/1930): Former Supreme Court justice Warren Buffett (8/30/1930): Famous rich guy William Shatner (3/22/1931): “Shatner’s a good Kirk!” Richard Petty (7/2/1937): Former NASCAR driver Bill Cosby (7/12/1937): Squanderer of goodwill Alex Trebek (7/22/1940): Jeopardy! host with pancreatic cancer Donald Trump (6/14/1946): Weapons-grade plum
Alternates: Logan Paul (4/1/1995): Youtuber who makes Jackass look like a Socratic dialogue Jake Paul (1/17/1997): Same as above
Clean List
Prince Philip
Bob Dole
Queen Elizabeth II
Thich Nhat Hanh
Harry Belafonte
Clu Gulager
Sandra Day O’Connor
Warren Buffett
William Shatner
Richard Petty
Bill Cosby
Alex Trebek
Donald Trump
Petula Clark
Diana Ross
Dionne Warwick
Donald Trump
Tony Danza
Loni Anderson
Keith Richards
Alan Alda
Pete Rose
Loretta Lynn
Bill Cosby
Ray Romano
Billy Joel