The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!“

Well, here we go for 2012! I’m Baker, your new Death Mistress, taking over for amarone. Give amarone three cheers for all the hard work s/he has put in. HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! Nothing has really changed with the rules, so I’ll pretty much be cutting and pasting from last year’s OP. But I’ll state again here, PLEASE note that entries should be made in a certain format which will be detailed at the end of this post.

The Rules:

  1. You pick 13 celebrities (that’s thirteen, not ten) whom you predict will die within the calendar year 2012. If any of your celebrities dies, you score 100 points minus their age at death. Whoever has the most points at the end of the year wins the undying snort admiration of the SDMB.

  2. All picks must be time- and date-stamped by midnight Chicago time, Dec. 31st, 2011. (That’s U.S. Central time, which is six hours behind Greenwich.)

  3. Valid picks are not:

a. already dead
b. a fictional character
c. non-human
d. under age 18 at death
e. a registered member of the SDMB, 'cause that would be weird
f. political prisoners, 'cause we’re macabre but not THAT macabre.
g. famous solely as a result of their illness or associated actions/events.

  1. You can pick people who are 100 or more years old but you won’t score points for them. See the “Quantity Not Quality” award, below.

  2. If we are uncertain about the celebrity’s age at death, we will go by the higher age (lower score).

  3. Your picks must specify a name: listing “anybody from [the cast of your most hated TV show or boy band]” as a pick will be ignored.

  4. Persons under sentence of death will be valid for scoring points only if they die by means other than official execution.

  5. Any poster who kills or otherwise contributes to the death of any celebrity mentioned in this thread is disqualified. It’s just a game, people. The only exceptions to this rule would be deaths caused by those posters serving as members of the police or armed forces of any country, in the line of duty.

  6. Editing your choices: be careful! You can make changes to your list before the end of the year, but it has to be clear which names are your final choices. You may submit one or more “alternates” with your list in the event that one of your picks dies during December 2011, or submit an alternate after the death of the original pick, as long as this is posted by Dec 31, 2011. If you do not submit a name, I will submit the rest. You can have no more than 13 picks. If you pick more than 13, or if any of your picks is otherwise invalid, I may ask for clarification. Otherwise, I will submit the first 13 names on your list. Do me a favor: check twice, post once.

We have no rule about submissions having to be unique, despite claims of “copying” anyone else’s list. We will just turn up our noses at you if you do this. Sharing news of celebrities in ill health and whatnot is up to individual posters.

We have no rule about valid SDMB memberships (disqualifying members who have been banned). If you submit a list and then change your username at some point, please post this news on the thread so I know who you are.

We have no rule about what constitutes “celebrity,” because it makes our heads hurt to think about this.

Spelling counts! Please try to spell celebrities’ names correctly.

Some celebrities have common, identical or similar names. It is helpful to be specific.
Additional awards:

The “Quantity Not Quality” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the greatest number of celebrities who died, regardless of their actual point value.

The “Inside Track With the Grim Reaper” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who had the most unique picks that died.

The “Opening Kickoff” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the first listed celebrity to die in 2011.

The “Final Hours” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the last listed celebrity to die in 2011.

The “Robbing the Cradle” Award: awarded to the poster or posters who pick the youngest celebrity to die in 2011, but see rule 3.d.

List Format:

There is a spreadsheet that allows me to post updated standings quickly and produce various other statistics. The pain is “loading” the data into the sheet. I can do each list in a single cut and paste if you use the following format and guidelines: present a plain, unnumbered list that contains just the celebrities’ most commonly used names (e.g. use “Al Gore”, not “Albert Gore”), correctly spelled. If anyone is known by initials, include a period and a space after each. And please observe, what I, Baker, refer to as the “Pope” rule. If a person is known primarily by a titled name, use that. So it wouldn’t be Joseph Ratzinger, it would be Pope Benedict XVI. And don’t put down Elizabeth Windsor, put down Queen Elizabeth II. For all I know there are other celebrities with the plain names.

An example of a plain list follows here:

O. J. Simpson
Ronnie Biggs
Fidel Castro
George W. Bush
Muhammad Ali
Lindsay Lohan
Fred Phelps
Abe Vigoda
Kirk Douglas
Clint Eastwood
Ariel Sharon
Dick Cheney
Bill Gates

However, I know that many of you like to include commentary within your lists, such as:

George “the younger” Bush
Yogi Berra, baseballer/malaproper, because it ain’t over till it’s over.
Fred Phelps, hatemonger

That is fine - it adds to the entertainment. But if you do that, please also include the list again in plain format for me to copy & paste.

Have fun, sickos.

Of course, seeing as I volunteered to do this, what does that say about me? (Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?)

Thanks for doing this, Baker, and thanks to amarone for previous years.

I already have a rules question.

But don’t we? Last year, we allowed “challenges” for picks we thought weren’t famous enough. E.g. people who are only famous for their illness. Are we still doing that?

See rule 3-g above!

This will be my third year playing in the Death pool.

If the first year was my rookie year, and the year after that marked my time as a novice, it is indeed time I embrace becoming an amateur. [They grow up so fast!]

*Indeed. It is time to put childish ways behind me. *

**
It is the time I go from SON to MAN. ** :smiley: *

1.Marcia Strassman – actress, and frankly, my best shot ever at getting points.
2.Omar Suleiman – Egyptian Vice Prez
3.Dustin Hoffman – Actor
4.Morgan Freeman – Actor
5.Jamie Hyneman – Mythbuster
6.Ashrita Furman – Guinness world record setter for more than 300 records, still holding appx 100 of them.
7.Natalie Portman – Actress
8.Pee-Wee Herman – That’s his name, don’t wear it out.
9.Sarah Silverman – Comic. The Young, Funny, and Crazy Gambit.
10.Dennis Rodman – Former NBA player. The Less funny, more crazy gambit.
11.Henry Tillman – Boxer, defeated Mike Tyson twice.
12.George Foreman – Grill Pitchman / Boxer. But I’m not so sure about the boxing thing.
13.Hugh Jackman – Actor

Alternates that have it N for them – twice over.

A.Keith Olbermann – Former ESPN and MSNBC Personality. IMHO, better suited to follow Stuart and Colbert.
B.Michele Bachmann – [del]Teabagger[/del] Tea Partier.
C.Terrence Mann – Actor

  • Yes. I’ve been sitting on this list for a while. Same holds true for my 13 and 14 list.

My entries, beaten to the first punch by Meeko, damn you:

Connie Newton Needham, actress (Eight is Enough)
Robin Gibb
Ron Smith-Baltimore talk radio host
Mari Hulman George, living testament to the preservative power of alcohol
George Soros
Louis Farrakhan
Ryan Leaf
Harlan Ellison
Marcia Strassman
Hugo Chavez
Theresa Heinz Kerry
Gary Carter – MLB catcher
Michael Douglas

Alternates:

James Garner
Burt Reynolds
Joni Mitchell

Plain list:

Connie Newton Needham
Robin Gibb
Ron Smith
Mari Hulman George
George Soros
Louis Farrakhan
Ryan Leaf
Harlan Ellison
Marcia Strassman
Hugo Chavez
Theresa Heinz Kerry
Gary Carter
Michael Douglas

Alternates:

James Garner
Burt Reynolds
Joni Mitchell

Marcia Strassman
Omar Suleiman
Dustin Hoffman
Morgan Freeman
Jamie Hyneman
Ashrita Furman
Natalie Portman
Pee-Wee Herman
Sarah Silverman
Dennis Rodman
Henry Tillman
George Foreman
Hugh Jackman

Keith Olbermann
Michele Bachmann
Terrence Mann

:smiley:

Oh, already Copying, I see.

[Wait, Someone else picked her? I might REALLY have a chance this year.]

Well, I get the first submittal that meets the plain text requirement. Meeko, edit your list to remove the commentary.

Yeah, you are. I’ve had her as a pick two years running. :stuck_out_tongue:

Ok. so, I might have come by her name because of the Dope… Rest assured the theme was already in place, and I saw that she was a man*, and I was like, yeah, we can go with her.

***** Er, uh, you what I mean here.

Joe Paterno, football coach (Dec. 21, 1926)
Ronnie Biggs, Great Train Robber (Aug. 8, 1929)
Penny Marshall, actress/director (Oct. 15, 1942)
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham, pro wrestler (Sept. 10, 1943)
Christopher Hitchens, author gadfly (April 13, 1949)
Bill Janklow, former South Dakota governor/vehicular manslaughterer (Sept. 13, 1949)
Robin Gibb, Bee Gee (Dec. 22, 1949)
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi, convicted Lockerbie bomber (Apr. 1, 1952)
Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela (July 28, 1954)
Warren Jeffs, FLDS leader/pro-polygamist (Dec. 3, 1955)
Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay (April 25, 1960)
Jeremy London, actor (Nov. 7, 1972)
Ralphie May, comedian (Feb. 17, 1972)

Alternates:
Zsa Zsa Gabor, actress/2011 Death Pool tease (Feb. 6, 1917)
Andy Williams, singer (Dec. 3, 1927)
Ariel Sharon, Israel PM/coma enthusiast (Feb. 26, 1928)
Plain Version:
Joe Paterno
Ronnie Biggs
Penny Marshall
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Christopher Hitchens
Bill Janklow
Robin Gibb
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi
Hugo Chavez
Warren Jeffs
Michael Lohan
Jeremy London
Ralphie May

Alternates:
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Andy Williams
Ariel Sharon

I have officially subscribed to the 2012 death pool! YAY!!! :smiley:

Thanks Baker for being our Death Mistress. Thanks amarone for all your hard work these past few years!

I shall post my list of those who are immortal in a few days. I’m still making decisions. Ok, it’s more like maybe, maybe not but this is important so I shall not make haste.

From the 2011 Death Pool:

Will there be a “themed list” award this year?

And here is the penultimate status. Not much action in November - 4 celebs departed, but there were only 5 votes in total for them.



Name								Died	Age	Points	Votes
				
Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel	26-Nov	78	22	1
Maggie Daley							24-Nov	68	32	1
Anne McCaffrey							21-Nov	85	15	2
Bil Keane							9-Nov	89	11	1



The standings are now:



	Name				Points	Number	#unique	Youngest
					
1	Critical Mass                 	339	7	1	39
2	Registered at Last            	192	4	0	39
3	gonzomax                      	190	4	1	27
4	amarone                       	177	4	2	52
5	Tamex                         	166	4	0	27
6	Captain Lance Murdoch         	161	4	0	51
7	Captain Klutz                 	159	3	0	27
8	Borborygmi                    	155	4	0	27
9	carnivorousplant              	152	4	1	39
10	Wheelz                        	151	4	1	51
11=	Boyo Jim                      	145	4	1	54
11=	Ambihelical Hexnut            	145	3	0	27
13=	Fear Itself                   	133	3	0	39
13=	phungi                        	133	3	0	51
15	MsWhatsit                     	129	4	1	52
16=	Anne Elk                      	120	3	0	27
16=	Randy Seltzer                 	120	3	1	56
18	Duckster                      	119	2	0	27
19=	imthjckaz                     	117	2	0	27
19=	pohjonen                      	117	2	0	27
21	VanLandry                     	113	2	0	27
22=	NurseCarmen                   	110	3	0	54
22=	GIGObuster                    	110	2	0	27
24	Walkabout                     	109	2	0	39
25	Ann Onimous                   	105	4	1	27
26	Drain Bead                    	99	2	0	27
27	Duke                          	95	2	0	51
28=	Mona Lott                     	94	2	0	27
28=	racer72                       	94	2	0	27
30	cadolphin                     	93	3	0	54
31	notfrommensa                  	90	3	0	54
32	Eleanor of Aquitaine          	88	2	0	27
33	Superbia-acedia               	82	2	0	39
34=	Hal Briston                   	77	3	0	58
34=	Mustardseed                   	77	2	0	54
34=	Wallet*                       	77	2	0	54
37	swampbear                     	74	3	0	54
38=	kunilou                       	73	3	0	60
38=	tarragon918                   	73	3	0	60
38=	5 time champ                  	73	1	0	27
38=	a35362                        	73	1	0	27
38=	BoilerUp1975                  	73	1	0	27
38=	Diogenes the Cynic            	73	1	0	27
38=	fubbleskag                    	73	1	0	27
38=	garygnu                       	73	1	0	27
38=	Little Nemo                   	73	1	0	27
38=	meghan                        	73	1	0	27
38=	Monstera Deliciosa            	73	1	0	27
38=	pkdeez1                       	73	1	0	27
38=	The Blue-Sighted Shadow       	73	1	0	27
51	Omniscient                    	66	2	0	60
52=	Jack Batty                    	65	2	0	56
52=	missred                       	65	2	0	56
54	appleciders                   	63	2	0	54
55	SpazCat                       	62	3	1	56
56=	42fish                        	61	2	0	56
56=	Hockey Monkey                 	61	1	0	39
56=	Invisible Chimp               	61	1	0	39
56=	VunderBob                     	61	1	0	39
60	CowPatty                      	59	2	1	58
61	Only Mostly Dead              	57	2	0	60
62	KennerTheGreat                	56	2	1	60
63	Sigmagirl                     	53	2	0	54
64	Spiff                         	49	1	0	51
65	Andrew 21                     	48	2	1	52
66=	Carlos Spicy Weiner           	46	1	0	54
66=	HeyHomie                      	46	1	0	54
66=	Long Time First Time          	46	1	0	54
69=	arnesw                        	44	1	0	56
69=	iamnotbatman                  	44	1	0	56
69=	Jeep's Phoenix                	44	1	0	56
72	zoog                          	42	1	0	58
73=	Rico                          	40	1	0	60
73=	The Vorlon                    	40	1	0	60
75	Dung Beetle                   	37	1	0	63
76	Paul in Qatar                 	28	2	0	79
77=	bowler girl                   	26	1	0	74
77=	Kitten Mitten                 	26	1	0	74
77=	Kolak of Twilo                	26	1	0	74
77=	MadTheSwine                   	26	1	0	74
77=	Shirley Ujest                 	26	1	0	74
82=	Cazzle                        	21	1	0	79
82=	Gleena                        	21	1	0	79
82=	J-P L                         	21	1	0	79
82=	lexi                          	21	1	0	79
82=	malkavia                      	21	1	0	79
82=	Mudshark                      	21	1	0	79
82=	Orange Skinner                	21	1	0	79
82=	SpoilerVirgin                 	21	1	0	79
82=	vivalostwages                 	21	1	0	79
91	BACI                          	17	1	0	83
92	audit1                        	12	1	0	88
93=	dwc1970                       	11	1	1	89
93=	gwendee                       	11	1	0	89
93=	Ms Box                        	11	1	0	89
96	fruitbat*                     	8	1	1	92
97=	Annie-Xmas*                   	7	1	0	93
97=	lel                           	7	1	0	93
97=	Raza                          	7	1	0	93
100=	ataraxy22                     	6	1	1	94
100=	ErinPuff                      	6	1	1	94

102=	52 others                 	0	0	0	


45 celebrities have died, representing 5.7% of the total and 9.7% of the votes.

Oooh, Baker, please do a themed list award if it isn’t too much work. Those are fun. We could almost have a separate contest of themed death pool competition.

Oops - wrong thread.

The challenges were only for people thought to be famous solely because of their illness. It was not a generic challenge for being “not famous enough”.

Amarone wins the 2012 Doh! award, and the contest hasn’t even started yet.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my Death Pool celebrities:

12 drummers drumming–Ringo Starr
11 pipers piping–Ian Anderson
10 lords a-leaping–Christopher D’Amboise
9 ladies dancing–Charlotte D’Amboise
8 maids a-milking–Nadya Suleman
7 swans a-swimming–Mark Phelps
6 geese a-laying–Wilt Chamberlain
5 golden rings–Mike Tyson
4 calling birds–Roger McGuinn
3 French hens–Bridget Bardot
2 turtle–Mark Volman
Doves–The Artist formerly known as Prince
And a partridge in a pear tree–David Cassidy

Ringo Starr
Ian Anderson
Christopher D’Amboise
Charlotte D’Amboise
Nadya Suleman
Mark Phelps
Wilt Chamberlain
Mike Tyson
Roger McGuinn
Bridget Bardot
Mark Volman
The Artist formerly known as Prince
David Cassidy

Michael Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Margaret Thatcher
Elizabeth Taylor
Ronnie Biggs
Ariel Sharon
Dick Clark
Betty Ford
Phyllis Diller
Mel Gibson
Billy Ghraham
Henry Kissinger
Hugo Chavez
Andy Willams

Alternate:
Lindsey Lohan

Remember, it is a honor just to be nominated.