Trebek: I’d like to remind the players not to use racial slurs!
Connery: Oh, you think you’re so smart, Trebek, with your little Dago mustache!
Trebek: What did I just say?
Wouldn’t it be great if they offered a video/DVD with all the episode of SNL Celebrity Jeopardy?
Trebek: What color is this?
Reynolds: A rectangle
I could not stop laughing.
Trebek: Just pick a number. Any number, and you win.
:::time passess::::
Trebek: Alright, French Stewart. You wrote “Threeve.” And you wagered…Texas with a dollar sign.
For the sake of staying on topic, I’ll throw in Connery’s answer:
Trebek: The letter “v.” Well, despite your best efforts, Mr. Connery, “v” is a Roman numeral, so you win. Now let’s see what you wagered…
:::::“v” is revealed to be the top of “suck it Trebek”::::
Reynolds: I’ll take the dog one.
Trebeck: Thats, “Words that rhyme with dog.” It’s been a hard days’ night, I should be sleeping, like a this.
Reynolds: Chinese whore!
Trebeck: …No.
John Travolta (Don’t know the actor): Chinese whore doesn’t rhyme with dog.
To the OP, I think there was a scandal with Trebeck and Connery, but I’m really not so sure. From what I heard, Connery made some offhand comment to a tabloid, they went nuts with it and thus Connery and Trebeck are now enemies. I dunno, could be urban legend. Believe at your own risk.
“So we meet again, Tre-beck!”
We tried to convince a friend who was going on Jeopardy to say this after the final round, but she did so badly that she didn’t even make it there.
Oh well…
Trebek: This Shakespeare play was about a merchant from Venice.
Reynolds: What is Footloose? Good flick, Footloose.
Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds in Celebrity Jeopardy! was his funniest material, ever.
Trebek: “That category’s French; we’ll just skip it.”
Norm as Burt: “Hey Trebek, I speak French . . . you’re an asswipe. Oops, pardon my French.”
Trebek: Sean Connery, the drummer for the Beatles?
Connery: Uh…Craven Moorhead.
Trebek: Who is Craven Moorhead?
Connery: Apparently you are! (Laughs)
My favorite was when Nicolas Cage was on, and his podium disappeared. “I’m confuused.” “Who? Why? WHEEEEERE…”
May we not forget Turd Ferguson.
“Jerry Lewis has wandered off, Burt Reynolds has broken his buzzer, and Marlon Brando is naked from the waist down.”
Oh, crikey. I just spent too much time going through my personal archives and highlighting all of Connery’s lines. But there were so many, I figured I’d just e-mail them to anyone who wanted them. So, if anyone wants 6 of the Celebrity Jeopardy transcripts, fire me an e-mail.
“Damn you and your daily doubles you brigand!”
Thanks, Munch!
Does the OP have an answer yet?
bean_shadow was the closest, but no, not really.
On the other hand it doesn’t really matter: look at this thread as a collection of Best-of quotes rather than an actual question 