Anyone know any? The kind of joke that depends on a celeb’s reputation or personality to make it funny. Like Bette Midler’s Wonderful Sophie Tucker jokes.
Offhand, I can think of a Tallulah Bankhead joke: Tallulah is in church when a priest walks by in his vestments, waving a censer of incense. Tallu tugs on his sleeve and whispers, “Love the drag, dahling, but your purse is on fire!”
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart?
He heared they had boy’s underware half off.
sorry, that was really old
Why did Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra break up?
She got tired of him
a) streaching out her tube tops.
b) leaving his pantyhose on the shower rod.
c) scoring more with the Bulls than with her.
Yeah, childish, but it’s still to early to start drinking. That’s when I get funny. (Or at least that’s when I think I am)
That IS what you were looking for - wasn’t it dear?
Milton Berle was reputed to be one of the best-hung men in show business. Somebody once challenged him to compare lengths, and he said, “Okay, but I’m only taking out enough to win.”