Burt Ward (“Robin”) from the old Batman series. When I was a kid he appeared at a local circus. I pestered and pestered my dad until he took us. The one and only circus I went to. (I don’t like clowns. But for Burt Ward? It was worth it.) I still think he’s cute. (Well, he is!)
Remember the old science fiction series “V”? I was not the only one that liked the “bad-good-guy”, mercenary Ham Tyler (Micheal Ironside). The main character was the handsome, killer-body Marc Singer (from “Beastmaster”) but there were many of us female fans who preferred the slightly stocky, balding Ham. Go figure.
Martin Short. Oh my gosh. I just realized this! For SHAME! But he was cute when he was younger. No, really. And he’s so damned funny. At least I think so.
Oh - someone mentioned Paul Gross from “Due South”? Why be embarrassed that you find him attractive? He’s a doll, and the character he played in the series was fabulous! The scary thing is, I also think David Marciano (his sidekick, the skinny one with the big nose) is cute too. (Well, he is!)
Skinner (Mitch Pileggi) from “X-Files”. My mom, sister and I all have secret crushes on him.
I could go on. I am always mortified by my weird tastes.
Well, even though someone’s stolen my thunder, I’d like to second Bill Nye.
And I want it on the record that, despite later movies that play up his sex appeal a little more, I first fell for Jeff Goldblum when I saw him in “Buckaroo Banzai.”
Prince, absolutely. Beautiful effeminate little man, ooze right over here. Did I hear correctly that he has recently become a Jehova’s Witness?
Nope, I don’t have any celebs that I’m disturbed that I find attractive.
[sub][sup]But let’s not mention my thing for CNN’s Greta Van Sustern, OK. That off-center face, that fly-away hair, that scratchy voice . . . when she smiles her crooked smile at me through the TV, it’s just . . . um, where was I?[/sup][/sub]
Oh, god! Did you see the episode where he was bare chested, changing his shirt? It was only a moment but rowl. That man is solid! So he’s nearly bald. Big deal. So is Patrick Stewart and I would do him in a minute.
Jeff Goldblum has always been a cutie, even before he started working out.
Harold Ramis. Man, I was in serious lust with Egon in Ghostbusters.
The woman who plays Loonette (or possibly Lunette) on The Big Comfy Couch also hosts CBC Kids every morning on Canadian TV. She does so without makeup. Let me know if you want some of this taped (she’s pretty cute, and you can get a better look at her body.)
Ricky Martin. I don’t know what it is about him, and I’m not even gay, but damn, he’s hot. I even like his music. I think I’m probably his only 23 year old straight male fan.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but I’m thinking of the theme of this little message. It disturbs me that I would find them attractive. They’re hard-working, focused, ruthless women (as they must be to succeed), who, if I had anything to offer them, would suck me dry and leave me a shuddering, lifeless hulk, a shell of protein and calicum and little else.
And if they crooked their little finger at me, after all that, I would go back. I wouldn’t be able to help myself.