You know, when I was 13 I thought Leonardo DiCaprio and I were meant to be. And at 17, it was all about Lance from *NSYNC.
But that’s it. I don’t get crushes on famous people. I don’t hang posters of famous people on my wall. I don’t actively follow the lives of an celebrities.
But lately…I’ve developed this thing for Jimmy Fallon from SNL. I know, I know. I feel like a fifth grader! I’m ridiculous!
The worst part is, I printed off a particularly nice picture of Mr. Fallon and left it in my Amer. Lit. Anthology. Today at work it fell out, and several co-workers saw it. Now I am the sourse of much ridicule and teasing. My friends all think my celebrity crush is the funniest thing. And in truth, I have seriously considered getting SNL tickets and going to NY to see Jimmy in action. I’ve surfed a few fan sites. I’ve had impure thoughts about Mr. Fallon. I’ve wondered if maybe…just maybe, he’s my soulmate. (I have a thing for funny guys).
Our signs are compatible, fer chrissakes! I’m sick and twisted! I need detox!
Please make me feel less alone. Anyone else have a painful, humiliating celebrity crush?
Do you think it would be weird if I got “I LOVE JIMMY” tattooed on my ass?
I’ve posted my ridiculously ludicrously insanely stupid crushes elsewhere, man, if you really wanna find them…there’s the search engine.
I will say this- I have thought on several ocasions that Jimmy is a hottie. And he is…oh man he is. He makes “Weekend Update” the most hilarious thing on the show, and I usually think it goes on for far too long. He’s a sweetie, or so he looks. I’m not obsessed but I can commend you on having good SNL taste.
Don’t feel bad…my username here is based on my fetish for Jeff Hardy, WWF wrestler and one genetically blessed human being.
Just thinking about that hot body,green eyes and risktaking wrestling style…
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And I’m 31…you’d think I would have outgrown celeb crushes but Oh Jeffy…
Anne Robinson, and I’m not usually big on redheads OR older women, but another thread was mentioning the confidence factor in women being supremely sexy. I heartily agree, her uber-confidence is extra sexy. We could play trivia in her boudoir, which I imagine is filled with excellent books and exotic restraint devices (back off! it’s MY fantasy) and she could spank me with her leather cat o’ nine tails when I give wrong answers, which I would do on purpose…
I wouldn’t call it humiliating at all, but Mr. Fallon’s co-anchor, Tina Fey, is quite attractive. I must add that knowing she is the writer and brains behind the segment adds to her attractiveness.
I also find Glenne Headley attractive–that whining helpless voice somehow makes me want to protect her, but knowing that she has seen John Malkovich naked cools it for me.
I’ve always had this thing for Janeane Garafolo. She reminds me of the high school Goth chick, with a chip on her shoulder. I would actually enjoy listening to her insult me. There is probably something fetishistic about all that. But hey, different strokes.
Now back off, buddy. Nicole’s been mine since “BMX Bandits”.
And by the way Nicole, I’m married now, so you can forget it. You’re too late. Don’t expect to be able to just come crawling to me after your fling with that bigshot american wanker. Hah!
Just now I was reading the news about the Philippine election and got a sudden crush on Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, the most beautiful head of state since Benazir Bhutto.
I’ve got some standard celebrity crushes that aren’t particularly embarrassing. But here are a few that have me ashamed:
About ten years ago I developed such a THING for the country star Randy Travis. Amidst this crush I got to go to a convention in Nashville and while all my colleague were poking wild, snickering fun at the entire country music establishment, I was allowing myself to have these little fantasies about how maybe I’d run into him on the street, and we’d hit it off, and then I’d be at his concerts and every love song would be to me, and I’d take him to parties in my hometown and we’d be real nonchalant but everyone would be like “My god, that’s RANDY TRAVIS!” and they’d all be intrigued and want to know me better because I had this celebrity boyfriend… god I can hardly type this, it’s so humiliating. This would be fine for a 12 year old. I was in my 20s. UGH! And lord, at the time he was already attached to this much older biddy who had sort of “discovered” him back when he was washing dishes in her restaurant.
Now I think he looks like a dork and–minimally–needs surgery for malocclusion of the jaw. And that stupid overdone hitchy twang in his voice–blech. Double blech.
Right now my only embarrassing crush would be on this guy who does “Circle Time” in the mornings on the Disney Channel. His name is Steve. I think he’s dreamy.
Well, I wouldn’t say it was painful or humiliating… but I’ve always had a thing for Elle MacPherson – she’s not doing SI swimsuit anymore, but still a babe.
now that you mention kid’s programs…i’ve had some rather nasty thoughts about the clown on the big comfy couch show. also, does anyone remember the show Xuxia? was that not every stay at home father’s wet dream or what?
I had a crush on Lisa Lisa, the pop singer of the 80s and thought she looked hot! I was also interested in Samantha Fox for a long time. I once wrote a letter to Sally Field, who I thought was as cute as a button, but she never answered. Cyndi Lauper just stole my heart, until she married that guy who looks like a soap opera star and stopped doing rock and roll because he wants her to do classical!
I have a long list of stars physical addresses, but then I read about this guy, who needs to be shot, who started a business answering fan mail for the stars and deciding which letters actually need to be sent to them. He’s stocked up with signed pictures, signed ‘form’ fan letter replies and is allowed to sign their names.
I’ve been thinking about finding his address so I can personally go and inform him of the crushed dreams he is creating for thousands of hopeful fans of the stars who use his service and thank him with a 2x4 or something.
I like Vincent Ventresca from The Invisible Man on the Sci-Fi Channel. Oh, but some of you already know that. Those eyes, that hair, the gait…what a hottie!!!
Okay, now for the embarrassing. I kinda think that Jay Gordon from the band Orgy is cute, in a strange sorta way. Same with Brian Molko (trust me, if you see a pic, you will call the police to erase it from your screen)from Placebo. I don’t know what it is, but I find these men appealing, with their funky hair and Brian’s cool eyes(though lack of many, many other things). Is that bad? Are these two (semi)crushes strange? Am I the only one? Yeah, I really do like the music, but if some monkey-faced men were the singers I wouldn’t like it as much.
Okay, you can quit looking at me like that…I said stop. Please, it was just a joke. I mean it.(Yeah, right. Darn it.) I do need help though. Anyone here look like Vince? Anyone look halfway decent?
Randy Johnson. Yes, the former Seattle Mariners pitcher who kind of looks like a big gawky bird. I still think he’s wicked cute. but it’s faded so I can’t really call it a crush anymore.
