Dammit, it’s so hard to admit this! So embarrassing and I know I’m gonna get a ration of shit about it. Oh well.
My first erotic dream was about Sting. (In another thread I said it was Prince, but he was actually second.) I was sixteen and in 10th grade. I dreamed that he showed up in the hallway at school, ripped my clothes off and did me right (and right there) in front of everyone. Wonderful dream. Amazing. Getting excited just thinking about it.
Anyway, it’s fourteen years later and I still have recurring dreams about him and get butterflies when he’s on TV. I realize it’s irrational, if I ever met him he’d probably horribly disappoint me, but my GOD he is sexy.
There, I said it.
Am I the only non-teenager with a crush like this? (Someone lie to me, please!)
Most common question I ask: “What?”
Most common question I get: “Are you really hearing impaired?”