FTR, I personally doubt he was trolling from the beginning. I think he has reached the point where being seen as a troll would be preferable to admitting that he’s really this stupid.
You know things aren’t going well when you’re aspiring to become a troll.
I don’t think he’s trolling. He’s just really, really dumb.
He (at least somewhat facetiously) started that GQ thread, but when things turned sour so quickly and he thought he might have made a boo-boo, he tried desperately to change the subject and/or have the thread deleted. When that didn’t work, and a Pit thread got started about it, he hied himself to Plan B, ie try to make like it was all a joke.
I say let him keep posting; he’ll learn what does and doesn’t fly around here soon enough, or he’ll expose himself as a bigger jackass than he has today and that’ll be the end of it. Two weeks from now nobody will remember this.
I’d suggest, as was noted by someone else in the now locked GQ thread, that we not assume that the poster in question has truthfully linked to his own webpage in his profile.
DarrenS Tnat was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time…the scary part is a lot of the e-mails I get from my users look like those tickets :rolleyes:
To be honest, yeah I did put my foot in my mouth. But no need for regrets, I got my vacation time and I’m going on a trip to lovely Canada. To clear things up for people;
Yes, that is my homepage.
No, that’s not the job I was referring to in the link.
Yeah, I tried to change to subject. (heh)
I also tried to say it was a trolling method to shut everyone up and make everyone happy.
No, I’m not an IT.
Not George (but that was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.
Moderators aren’t KGB, the person from Tokyo is. He emailed my other job and they called laughing telling me not to talk to morons on the internet anymore.
*And as a special bonus: You people have to find more constructive things to do with your time.
-M
“It’s better to live one day as a tiger than to be a sheep for the rest of your life”
I also forgot to mention this is my last post in this thread. It’s been great but I have other things to do…your more than welcome to keep on posting, though. Have a great day.
-M
starts a thread asking about obtaining and illegally using computer viruses to commit sabotage
spends a few posts defending himself for being an idiot
asks the mods to close his original thread because he realized he was being an asshat, and wondered why everyone was flaming him for it
claims that it is others who are being idiotic
says he’s tired and has more important things to do
returns 17 minutes later to defend himself again
and then again to make a pointless post 7 minutes after that
then returns a few hours later to pretend that there is actually a legitimate legal and philosophical question buried in his steaming pile of shit
joins this thread to tell people that they have no life
informs everyone that they’ve swallowed his posts “hook, line and sinker,” thus implying that he’s been trolling all along
gives a list summarising his position and his behaviour
and then, last but definitely not least,
has the gall to tell EVERYONE ELSE that they should find more constructive things to do with their time, and that he was leaving the discussion because he had “other things to do.”
“More constructive things to do with my time?” Hell, this is leisure time well spent, watching someone get raked over the coals for what was really just a stupid and forgettable comment. Sure beats reality TV.
This fuckwit moron also e-mailed me with a steaming load of bullshit about how he wasn’t serious, & how I should lighten up. :smack:
“Lighten up”? About flatly illegal conduct? About trying to get us involved in your ethics bankruptcy? This is a Board of principled people, buster brown!
Oh, but I guess you need help with that concept.
Here–
Have somebody look up “ethics” for you sometime, you crocodile-porking little shit.
You would be posting from your fancy Yacht before having dinner at a fancy resturant consisting of their finest foods stuffed with their second finest*.
But alas, such riches would take you away from us mere peasants so we can not let that come to pass. Sorry.
Just to be clear, this would be a pretty serious crime. Check out this page from the Department of Justice website. Anybody on the message board who helped you would be guilty as well, and you would also both be guilty of conspiracy.
