May your male children be born with the testicles of mice! You piece of shit, ass, cunt, anal spelunking, dick smegma chewing, butthair licking, donkey raping, jizz leaking, colostomy bag of a human being. May all your enemas be long and painful you small phallused, bored son of a bitch!
Suck on my clit, you rat bastard!
Yeah. You … you … poopy head!
Well, it only kept the boards outta commission for the better part of a day. Coulda been worse.
But yeah, fuck off, I guess.
[nitpick]
A “Hacker” writes good code.
A “Cracker” uses code maliciously, and may, or may not, be a “Hacker” as well.
[/nitpick]
Whichever it was, may you eat shit and live to taste it.
“Suck on my clit, you rat bastard!”
Boy, you think you know a guy…
As for our would be hacker, I say we track him down, and kill him by stuffing hardcover copies of William Gibson’s Neuromancer down his throat until his esophagus explodes.
Why don’t you take a break from your busy schedule of masturbating to the theme music of Blue’s Clues and get fisted by Andre the Giant?
I hope fervently that you come down with eternal wolf ass, a bladder infection and body lice.
May your orgasms always be accompanied by diarrhea.
I’d like to throw you naked in poison ivy and then put you in a body cast.
::Throws steel folding chair::
Catch, gimpy!
::Gimpy catches chair, which hardygrrl dropkicks into his face::
Don’t mess with a Doper.
Jerkoff jackass can’t even understand the benefits of being of TROLL.
MAD- Mutually Assured Destruction… Get to know it. Learn it. Understand it.
It’s not your friend.
Sometimes the lack of intelligence on your guys parts is truly amazing.
hardy, isn’t that guy dead? Now THAT would be one hell of a punishment!
Seriously, hacker/cracker/fucker:
I hope this comes back to you in a bad, bad way. Jerkoff.
Zette
**
I am so glad I’m not the only one that knows this. Hackers are not uncool.
Crackers eat dog turds. On purpose.
Oops. Sorry for the hijack.
Carry on.
Well, I think we should let Jerry have first crack at him. We can get what’s left.
I’m envisioning making him walk a guantlet of angry Dopers with cattle prods.
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THE TAG I WAS GIVEN!
I love Chas E? I mean, where the fuck did that come from?
Anyway, if we get too upset publicly, we’re just gonna make him/her happy. That was the point, I’m sure.
stoid
I was wondering what happened to the boards all day. I heard about the tags under people’s names. Did I have one?
Ummm… is this thread a good idea? Why are we fuelling this person’s fucked up ego any more than necessary?
Soooo, how 'bout this weather, eh?
HEY!!! Leave my ass out of it!
As for the little intrusive bastard…
Someone should tie you down tight with wet rawhide, then ram you up the ass with a rusty iron dildo that’s been dipped in urushiol oil.
And here I thought crackers just smoked dog turds in hell. Now I learn that they eat them, too?
No wonder they’re such a bunch of feculent losers.
If he shows up to see the results of his handiwork, could it be easier to catch him? Unlike your garden variety troll, this guy actually broke the law, and could be locked up. P’raps we should consider this thread as “bait.”
This Newt Gringrich felcher prevented me from having board access while I was bored at work. I will have my revenge.
/Inigo Montoya
My name is Jeeves, You killed my board, prepare to die*!!
/Inigo Montoya
*Actually, death is too good for this person. I merely propose that we have Jarbabyj use her twathammers on him, Scylla takes his pound of flesh farmer style, Fenris sings witty and devastating song parodies about him, Opal does not say hi to him, and the rest of the dopers have one shot to inflict their worst punishment on him. Assuming that there is anything left of him after Jerry finishes with him.
Jeeves
I must say, I had two responses this morning that I was quite proud of that are now gone, and would be impossible to duplicate.
I had this beautiful story of lost love as it related to a Bon Jovi concert and a great 20 word long coffe drink title that I made up that I’ll never be even come close to being creative enough to think of again.
So I say we fry this motherfucker. Or not, whatever.
I had a whole thread that I was interested in completely disapear, Jack.
Talk about disapointed, I had a damn good post in a good thread going when this site died.
Darn you, you guy.