Cripes, we got Mothman and Sasquatch, so someone was bound to claims Centaurs.
Bastards!
I’d like to see photos,personally.
IDBB
Is it the top half or bottom half that’s horselike?
Bottom. Don’t you read/watch your Harry Potter?
One theory about the origin of early centaur stories is that they were inspired by a group’s first sighting of a person riding a horse. I’d bet that some local prankster is just having fun.
I find your intrest in horses’ bottom halves deeply disturbing, Barbarian. Stop it. 
They’d better hope the centaurs are sober!
Even if there are Centaurs, what justifies the fear?
I mean, if you go arouind making a horse’s ass out fo yourself, then…
Ah screw it. Too easy.
Gleen Cook’s BlackCompany series has inverse centaurs…
Along with 3 mercenaries who like the female ones.
“The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) learnt that the mysterious creature, said to be half human, half horse, usually appears in the early hours of the morning and in the evenings.”
—Maybe Marueans are really stupid and don’t realize that people can ride horses?
So, you’re suggesting that the centaurs that are scaring the scat out of these ladies are merely equestrian commuters, avoiding rush hour? :smack:
We had the same problem at our house, but we just called Terminex and they sprayed for Centaurs for us, and do a check up every six months.
I haven’t seen one in over a year.
The other thing that works is the centaur light. It’s this blue flourescent bulb surrounded by electrified mesh. The centaurs are drawn to it, and they run right into the mesh which zaps them.
Oh, I saw their truck—the one with the big dead plastic centaur on the roof!
thats the guys - i’ve used them too.
for the record they are pretty good with unicorn-nests as well.
Sure, spray for Centaurs, but the stink when one of them dies, trapped in the walls! Pee-yew! Sticky traps are the only way to go.
I’ve had dragons getting my trash cans all week. I’ll give them a call too.
Talk about being hung like a horse…
(oh come on SOMEONE was gonna say it)
I have a pegasus nesting on top of the chimney - Terminex won’t touch them - says they’re possibly an endangered species. At least I don’t have to use the fireplace 'til about mid-December when it gets cold around here.
Downside: Pegasi are VERY protective of their young and tend to buzz anything moving nearby. I have to carry an umbrella to fend them off when I leave the house.
Plus side: The garden underneath the eaves is growing very, very well. At least they are very neat and don’t use the entire lawn as their personal litterbox, unlike the neighbor’s yappy Pomeranian.
Didn’t we have the Monkey Man thing a year ago in Nigeria? Or was that India?