Thought I saw one the other day
Did it have on a cowboy hat and was spotted at a rodeo bucking up and down pretty furiously? I don’t think that was a centaur.
Lay off the pipe, dude.
No centaurs here, but a faun keeps stealing my socks out of the dryer.
Is he working with the underwear gnomes?
The underwear gnomes are on strike until the car key gnome union agrees to stop hiding car keys in underwear drawers …
It’s called a Sagittarius, man. Was it a girl or a boy?
I heard there were several centaurs living in my neighborhood. My great-grandmother was a centaur, in fact.
Oh wait, Centenarian. Never mind. :o
All the Centaurs around here were hunted to extinction by Centurions.
ROFL -
No Centaurs, but we’ve got an award on the wall at work for having Canada’s only Unicorn. Really. We’ve got pictures of him too.
There used to be Leprechauns living in my parents liquer cabinet. They held parties every St Patrick’s Day and always left the record player on the livingroom floor, along with my Irish Rovers record. I’ve got the cabinet now, and the record, but the Leprechauns stayed at the old house I guess. Anyway, they’re not here 
Visited by one?!? I AM one!
Or at least I was when I was back in high school. It was our mascot, dontcha know.
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a centaur.
I can pretty confidently claim to know that faires wear boots, though.
[sub]Ya gotta believe me…[/sub]
Well, there was that “Saturday Night Live” sketch where Christopher Walken was interviewing centaur Chris Parnell regarding a management position at a hospital.
[Walken]“I’m sorry, we don’t hire dirty centaurs.”[/Walken]
I’ve had sex with one.
Were the genitals located at the bottom of the human-like torso, or between the hind legs?
I know someone who plays Centaur for their Netball team.
Or is that Center?
I used to have a bunch of micronauts. You could make a centaur out of the white lord and his steed (or the black lord and his steed). Magnetic and intechangeable were those micronauts. Lots of imagination and fun.
So what is the import of a centaur psychologically/mythologically?
Definitely in the animal part.
So I’m not the only one who’s fantasized about getting in on with a centaur . . .