have any of you been visited by a centaur?

In My Humble Opinion
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I saw one at the local mall the other day.

It was a shopping centaur.

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This thread has a rather off-centaur premise.

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Yeah right, sea cow.

[sub](okay, who gets the reference?)[/sub]

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Pipe? there’s a Pipe! why wasn’t I told about this?

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I recommend it. Warmly. Very warmly.

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Nope, never been visited by a centaur. However, my friend’s muse was using the space under my bed to store his extensive shoe collection after he walked out on her, until today.

This morning, I threw the shoes out the window after he wouldn’t stop eating my candy. Then I ordered myself my own muse, one that isn’t a clothes nut. He arrives next week.

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I heard about those museses Where did you order yours from?

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I saw it, I saw it, with my own two eyes…

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From the Muse-eum. :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

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choking on Egg Cream

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hoopersnot, you just love being the centaur of attention, don’t you?

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  1. I found 50 centaurs in my backyard when I was a kid. I asked my mom what I should do. She said, "Save 'em. You find 50 more and you’ll have…
  2. How many centaurs does it take to change a a light bulb?
  3. Osama bin Laden, Adolph Hitler and a centaur walk into a bar…
  4. How do you know if a centaur’s been in your fridge?
  5. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Ass-kickin’ centaur.
    Ass-kickin’ centaur who?
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The Muse-ic store.

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Yeah. All the time. I even keep an aubesian in the bathroom.

(heh)

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Thea, may I call you Thea? Yes, yes I do like being the centaur of attention. Any ideas on how I can keep it going? the attention thing I mean.

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Well, this thread’s half a horse of a different color.

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  1. A Centaury.
  2. 2, because they’re only half-human, unless both are male, then 4.
  3. The bartender says “Why the long face?”
  4. The beer is gone.
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Thank God. On first read, I thought that was “ass-LICKIN’ centaur,” which is a lot scarier.

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And would that scary centaur be a fan of the Butthole Surfers by any chance?