CEOs run amuk!

[Tranquilis]

I found this on the Yahoo Financial MBs (IMCL, to be specific), and laughed my butt off:

…they bought each of the town’s 320 residents by borrowing against pension fund gains. By late this morning, the CEOnistas had arbitrarily inflated Quemado’s population to 960…

[swampbear]

bwahahaha!!! I thought this part to be quite lovely:

So far, about 50 chief executives have been captured, including Martha Stewart, who was detained south of El Paso where she had cut through a barbed-wire fence at the Zaragosa border crossing off Highway 375. “She would have gotten away, but she was stopping motorists to ask for marzipan and food coloring so she could make edible snowman place settings, using the cut pieces of wire for the arms,” said Border Patrol officer Jennette Cushing. “We put her in cell No. 7, because the morning sun really adds texture to the stucco walls.”