Monday’s child is fair of face.
And Cessandra is a bit of spice and lace.
Throw in a touch of style, humor, and a quick embrace.
The twenty fourth of April is her day of special Birthday grace.
So take it racy, cool and at a full tilt pace! *
Okay, kids, let’s all sing Cessandra the Happy Birthday song, and remember, whenever you hear her name, you have to scream “SLUT” at the top of your lungs!
Happy birthday to Cess
Happy birthday to Cess
Happy birthday dear Cessie
Happy birthday to Cess!
And many moooooooooore…
Here lies Pierre de Fermat. Unfortunately, there is not enough room on this tombstone for a proper epitaph.
Happy Birthday, Cessandra. I hope you did something really evil to your roommate to celebrate! (I also hope that you were able to have a wonderful day without her!)
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.