You’re all welcome to a piece of my birthday cake… warm, rich, gooey marble cake with chocolate frosting!!!
I’m finally 19! Woo-hoo!
Happy B’day, tsarina!!
Sweet 19, eh? I (sorta) remember that… back in, uh, 1985, maybe…? Take my word for it: life just keeps getting better and better (ignore the rough spots; we appologize for the inconvenience)! I envy you the next ten years; they will be the best/most exciting/most interesting years of your life (after 29, they will just be the best of your life! 
)!
Can’t accept the cake, tho… I’m on a diet! Give it to someone else. 
Many happy returns!
Can I have Astroboy’s slice of cake too? [sub]Mmmmm…cake…[/sub]
Happy Birthday my fellow Aries! I just celebrated my 26th last Thursday. Enjoy the last year you’re a teenager… the best is yet to come!
Bon Anniversaire!
Hope you’re having a great birthday tsarina. It’s a really good time to have one. 
Happy birthday, tsarina. I would like you to dance. Take a ch-ch-ch-chance.
::wonders if it’s too early to start a cake fight, as he hates icing on cakes::
However, I love eating the stuff when it isn’t on cakes. Weird, I know.
Happy Birthday, tsarina. I hope you have a wonderful day and an even more wonderful year.
(19? Suddenly I feel old. :))
Happy day, tsarina! Don’t leave your cake out in the rain.
Well, speaking as your best friend who ever-so-thoughtfully forgot to send a card, pick up the phone, or procure a gift (heh, sorry about that), I will now treat you to An Original Composition:
Ode to Kendra: an epic Limerick
There once was a girl from East Lansing
Whose Hindu boy wouldn’t go “dancing”
She got him alone
And for reasons unkown
The two of them never…[sub][sup]something something, rhymes with “dancing,” damn, I was never very good at these and it would turn out too dirty for a MPSIMS thread anyway, hell with it happy birthday.[/sub][/sup]
You might want to save a copy of that to have me sign; one day, it will make us both famous.
And when are you going to get some taste and get a nice white cake with fluffy white icing? That I will share.
Happy birthday, buddy!