Challenge - Name the Butt Ugliest Celebrity male or female.

I have to assume you need new eyeballs. She is very pretty. As for him, I’d kill all of you with a potato peeler for a shot at that. Allllll of y’all.

is always pretty awful. Course, she doesn’t try, either, you gotta give her that.

Shane MacGowan.

These actors have always simultaneously disturbed me and fascinated me with their uglyness.

Bruce Dern, Willem Dafoe, Sissy Spacek, and John Voight. I can’t believe Angelina Jolie came out of the latter.

I’d say Tommy Lee Jones too, but he has enough character and personality, I wouldn’t want him looking any other way.

Oh, Leonard Nimoy. He’s awesome, but… Yeeeek.

Not my list but Time’s (or US News or Newsweek, can’t recall.) The title of the story was “The Day the Uglies Came to Town”:

Rod Steiger
Barbara Streisand
Charles Bronson

[others I can’t remember were also there]

I think I sort of get where he’s coming from. Kristen Stewart, if you break it down, seems to have all the features you’d want in an attractive woman - there’s nothing concretely wrong with her - and yet there’s something extremely offputting about her. She looks like she’s retarded (much like Megan Fox, she looks like she could lose a battle of wits with a fish), and that’s probably a big part of it, but it’s not just that.

So if the thread were “who seems like they should be really attractive who you find repulsive”, she’d be a good nominee. But there’s no way she can - offputting and all - be seriously nominated as the ugliest celebrity. There are a million women who have uglier features that I’d rather look at. The whole package just doesn’t work at all.

Benicio del Toro. I do not get how some people actually think he’s attractive.

I like it too, but he takes “rough” to the limit and doesn’t bother with “handsome”.

I was going to mention Ron Perlman, but then I looked at a few pictures of him and realized that he was actually quite a handsome specimen of whatever the hell species he is.

But she is a ‘bare-faced beauty’. Flaunting her ‘flawless makeup-free face’. :rolleyes:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/kathy-griffin-no-makeup-photos-hiking

I know he’s been mentioned once, but how is Steve Buscemi not walking away with this one?

I agree. I’m by no means saying she’s ugly, much less “ugliest” but something about the sum of the parts doesn’t add up. Each time I see her, I feel like I’m supposed to think “Hell, I’d watch this just to stare at her” and my brain tries to get into that gear and just fails to make it work.

According to radio talk show host Jeffrey Lichtman, it’s Whoopi Goldberg.

My thoughts exactly. I usually say something like ‘I understand why people might find her attractive, but she just does nothing for me.’

Sasquatch.

Every time my wife and I watch Sons of Anarchy, she tells me that she wants to chuck cheeseburgers at him (a la, ‘Harry and the Hendersons’).

Although I like them as actors that title was retired permanently by Allyce Beasley and the late Vincent Schiavelli.

Lemmy

The Creeper himself - Rondo Hatton.

I think you mean BEAR-Faced beauty.