Jane and Michael Banks writing an ad for a nanny in Mary Poppins.
Yep. Clearly I need to try harder.
I could hear them singing as soon as I started to read it.
“I was just inches from a clean getaway.”
“Trixie! How many times have I told you not to operate heavy machinery?”
This is my favorite “clean” humorous movie quote.
Him: What is it?
Her: Something all feminist cultures, no matter how radical or primitive, recognize. My N.O.W. membership card.
Here’s a couple:
“Watch out for Sodomite patrols!”
Unsurprisingly, Sodom and Gomorrah
And I suppose this one may not be considered non-famous, but it still makes me laugh:
“Sump’n WRAWNG with strippin’?!”
Also it’s an excuse for posting a version done at a Royal Variety Performance by three great (well, over here) performers sadly no longer with us - Lily Savage (Paul O’Grady), Cilla Black and Barbara Windsor.
Oh, they’re both so beautiful, I can’t decide. Why don’t I have two heads?
“You are in Hell, little man. And I am the Devil.”
“You’re not the Devil. You’re practice.”
Mozart in Amadeus, presented with two wigs.
Terms of Endearment
‘Obviously, Doctor, you’ve never been a 13 year old girl.’
Yes. That one took a while.
“… And three more hard-boiled eggs. Make that four more hard-boiled eggs.”
Too easy. A Night at the Opera.
Yeah, I didn’t think that one would stay up too long. 
“Tonight you can do me the honor of christening my forks.”
“I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!”
“Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?”
Isn’t this a reference to Chewbacca?
Princess Leia in the original Star Wars.