“I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up.”
Elf !
Reminds me of a joke I can’t tell here. 
This probably won’t last but I love it, sooo
‘Never paid him no mind; you were there.’
Outlaw Josie Wales.
Yes.
Would you still have guessed it if I posted, “…except it smells like mushrooms and everyone wants to hurt me?”
I debated between the two.
New Quote:
“I don’t want to go to Palermo, Sicily!”
“Have you ever been there?”
“No, of course not!”
“Then you really can’t make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
That was my kids favorite Christmas movie, so I’ve watched it at least 50 times. So not only would i have gotten the mailroom line, i would have gotten such classic lines like
There are like 30 Rays Pizzas. They all claim to be the original, but the real one’s on 11th.
You disgust me. How can you live with yourself?
My finger has a heartbeat.
Hey Jack Weed! I get more action in a week than you’ve had in your entire life!
Wow! That’s a lot of viewings.
The Freshman. RIP Bruno Kirby
You got it.
“He’s coming because I failed, and now he’ll kill me, too.”
“You just pissin’ everybody off today, huh?”
"I feel a little drunk. And you’re not anything!"
“Hey, one drink and I’m flying.”
“Why are you afraid of flying?”
Batman!
^No one ever got this one…
It should have been, “A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush.”
Yus. Correct.
Men in Black.
‘Or, we could talk more.’
Right.
Tough one. Classic British comedy
Up Pompeii.