Also, Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Followed by, “Oh, what the hell. Let me try it.” 
“The hospital; not the morgue!”
“God’s not on our side ‘cause he hates idiots also.”
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
Said by Blondie when Tuco mistakes dusty blue uniforms for grey ones.
Yes! Tuco says “God’s on our side ‘cause He hates the Yanks too.”
Was thinking of this one…
Reservoir Dogs
Miller’s Crossing
cracks me up every time
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?
Correct.
“He’s sawin’ toothpicks. He’ll be fine.”
Is that John Goodman in Raising Arizona?
As in Omaha Beach on D-Day? The GI who examines his helmet after it takes a bullet, and then has his brains blown out a second later? Saving Private Ryan.
After I posted this, I remembered the line was also said by a GI (possibly the late Norman Lloyd, but I’d have to see the movie again to be sure) who is sniped in A Walk in the Sun (1945). I wonder if this inspired Spielberg at all.
A: " I think we’re dealing with a haint, man."
B: “What the fuck is a haint?”
A: “That’s a cross between The Abominable Snowman and Willie the Werewolf.”
The two cops investigating the Watts murders in Dr Black and Mr Hyde (1976).
A: “Haben Sie ein Pferd für mich?”
B: “Nein. Wir haben nur drei. Ein zu wenig.”
A: “Nein. Zwei zu viel.”
Charles Bronson and Jack Elam at the start of Once upon a Time in the West (German edition).
“I need you to guide my sword. Please. Guide my sword.”
[POSH ENGLISH ACCENT] “Well, I must say, that’s not a very sporting way to win.”
Roger Moore, Cannonball Run
Yes, as Seymour Goldfarb, Jr.
Another one:
“She’s magically babe-a-licious.”
The Princess Bride
Wayne’s World?
Yep, in regard to Claudia Schiffer, who tested very high on the stroke-ability scale. 
“The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.”