Change one letter in one word and wreck an entire sentence

Asps clack. ERs to slap a rozzer, then drop Sy in pie.

Asps lack ERs to slap a rozzer, then drop Sy in pie.

Asps lack ERs to slap a razzer, then drop Sy in pie.

Asps lack ERs to slap a razzer. They drop Sy in pie.

Asps lack IRS to slap a razzer. They drop Sy in pie.

Asps lack IRS to slap a Razer. They drop Sy in pie.

Asps lick IRS to slap a Razer. They drop Sy in pie.

As OPs lick IRS to slap a Razer, they drop Sy in pie.

A nun is porking the crossword and asks her roommate, "What’s a 4-letter word for woman that ends in -unt?

A nun is porking the crows word and asks her roommate, "What’s a 4-letter word for woman that ends in -unt?

A nun is porking the crows word and asks her roommate, "What’s a 4-letter word for woman that ends in -una?

A nun is porking the crow’s wood and asks her roommate, "What’s a 4-letter word for woman that ends in -una?