Ok, boredom has stricken me and I have resorted to re-arranging user names into hilarious anagrams. I tried to use all of the original letters, once each. Left over letters may have had to be omitted, however, I try to keep this as minimal as possible. Who wants to be mutated?
MagicalSilverKey = Im Very Slick Algae
OsipMand = Damn Posi
Cecil Adams = Mad As Lice
Bill Clinton = Nibll On Clit
LMAO
Mine should be a bit challenging since it doesn’t exactly contain the most commonly used letters. I’m curious to see what you can do with it.
Mutate me baby!!!
Beakerxf = Beer Fax
best I could do :rolleyes: Wouldn’t it be nice if someone could fax you a beer though? I’ll take a cold one 
Sue Duhnym = My Dues Hun
If you’re married, that’s what you say to your husband when you want money. LOL
Maybe this is a site to seek a new username.
Custom username mutations by MSK!
Knock Knock: I need a new username. Usta be
known as Peaches, but alas I am now looking for
something completely different.
Got any suggestions?
I got a better one for ya Beakerxf…
Beakerxf = Fake Be RX
Soooooo, buying all GENERIC prescriptions huh? cheapskate!
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Beakerxf = Beer Fax
best I could do :rolleyes: Wouldn’t it be nice if someone could fax you a beer though? I’ll take a cold one
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Hmmmm, not a beer person but you have given me quite the idea. I’ll work on getting a beer fax machine patented right away. Then I’ll hook you up with some suds.
give me my real name…
tired of cement head
Aright MSK lets see what you can make out of mine!!
I dare you to mutate my name. No, really. 
Talkinsquirrel = Squirtin Leak
purplebear = Real E Burp P
been eating radishes and washing them down with beer?
lol me too
Damn your good MSK… if you see fit to do mine you can eliminate the numbers if that helps!
Ok. mutate me!
Elthia = A lithe
I hope you charge admission for people to see those contortions!
B_Line12 = 12 Nil Be
It’s ten minutes til’ midnite, looks like you have ten minutes to live bud, better make those 10 min’s count!
ROTFL when I was a teenager I wanted to be a contortionist. I can still get my legs up behind my head, though I can’t walk on my hands that way anymore. laugh
-Elthia